Thx for the delete post from forum info. I posted for the 1st time today...and it didn't show up on the post....so I submitted it again...and when I came back to the forum about 10 mins later...both posts were there...uhhhhg...I hope one of these duplicates can be deleted. I posted in the Jokes forum...title....'Bubba and Cooter"....on 3/24/2017. Thx for your help....

Two rednecks, Bubba & Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college.

Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
"What's logic?” Bubba asked.
The professor said, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"
Bubba said, "I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
Bubba responded in awe, “That's unbelievable.”
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, Bubba shouted, "AMAZING!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
Why yes, "Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you're heterosexual."
"You're absolutely right! That's the most fascinating thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take this here logic class."

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway where Cooter was waiting.
"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.
Cooter asks, "What's logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"Well then, logic tells me that you must be gay!"

Hello...I have many Filipino friends from there. We met online years ago and I was finally able to visit for 2 months last summer. Flew into the Queen City of the South...(Cebu)...visited Kawansa Falls and the BEST diving in the world on Mactan Island. I stayed in the Marco Polo for 9 days and had a great time except for the traffic...LOL. I then flew over to Bacolod for 18 days...while based their my friends took me to Iloilo, Sipalay, Dumagette, Leyte, Buhol & Davao City. I had a great time. The ppl are very friendly. I plan to return in 2019. :)