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How about this one..

Things women just don't say.....


1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim.
2. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in.
3. A fake one will do.
4. You look stressed out, let me give you a blowjob.
5. Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it.
6. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body.
7. My mother is a real old *****.
8. No, No, you buy me too much already.
9. Give it to me hard up the ass, big boy; you know I love it.
10. What headache?
11. Put your money away, let me buy the round.
12. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
13. The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
14. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
15. Bar food again?? Kick ass!!
16. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
17. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends. Tell me more.
18. Let's just leave the toilet seat up all the time; then you won't have to mess with it anymore.
19. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
20. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
21. I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya big silly!

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