Well, I guess undressing someone else period, is a bad idea

Do not undress someone else with your eyes when you're with your date

security

Don't play with your food at the table, unless nobody is looking (kids are excluded from this situation).

did you hide them on purpose?

If your partner has a violent temper, do not make fun of them at the dinner table (they have a knife and a fork to throw at you).

Did you know that if you have ants in the microwave, you can't kill them by cooking them?

hell

did you leave it next to the remote control?

Hey hey hey you're taking it out of context! HAHAHA

Is it too late to ask for a rich sugar mama too?

Well shave my legs and call me Sally! Welcome aboard!

I think you just learn as you get older. Most of my friends are 10-20 years older than me. And I've dated women from 18-40. I guess being brought up around the "older" crowd, I've learned to not want to deal with it either. I'm just waiting for someone in their 20's with the mentality and maturity of someone in their 40's. Picky?

They're all evil....I'm going to go live under a rock

At 26, the pickins are pretty slim. I'd like to date someone around my age, but the 32-40 crowd has so far been less "complicated".

Then that should apply for MAN and woMAN

What will they say?

For some strange reason, women like to think they can change a man (especially 20's women). MOST men will only change long enough to get what they want, then go right back to their old ways. Is it the challenge that makes women want to change a man? Why do men try to pretend to be someone that they're not programmed to be?

Dating Tip: Be yourself, except yours and your partner's flaws and enjoy each other's differences. That is what makes people who they are and life more interesting.

yum yum donuts....man i really need to eat something, all i can think about is food right now

if i told you, would that be a question?