This may sound harsh, but sit back and watch the train-wreck, then help pick up the pieces.

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work ****tail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, "Paint my house."

Take two steps back and pray/hope your friend can see the error of her ways.

The truth is, she was the one who wanted him. I would not put yourself in the middle of it. Things can go very badly, very quickly.

Everyone takes a thug KFC box on the head seriously.

* Pours a drink *

* Stares at it and sweats *

It's a sober day for me.

The truth is, I don't think that there is a set way to tell. There are to many people out there that can act like they love you, and there are a lot of people out there who may not actively show that they love you, but would take a bullet for you if need be. Of course not everyone is the same, but I will say this.

When the **** hits the fan, the person who loves you is always there. He/she may be lurking in the shadows but he/she is there.

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TOOLfan steals the beer truck. Party at his place....

Nice!

Memphis here!

Memphis!

What's a buity?

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html

There you go, feel better.

We are about a month and a half away from the return of the NFL!!

I am excited. I think my Colts are gonna repeat! If not, I think my Titans will bring it home...If not, then the Giants and Eli and gonna own!

Yes, I have three teams.

Her book was funny. I don't subscribe to all of her ideals, but I think she is just a whipping girl for the left. Kind of like Arianna Huffington for the right...

Yay for you.

I have five nieces and nephews...Being the uncle/aunt is great. You can spoil then and then hand them to mommy and daddy.

Congrats to you and your sister!

Now it's : Earshot- Wait

http://www.projectplaylist.com/musicsearch?searchfor=Earshot-+wait&search.x=0&search.y=0&search=search


This song just makes me happy. No idea why, the lyrics are depressing as hell. But it's still catchy.

I might be crazy, but I like to swim in the rain. It's fun...Plus there is the whole danger thing so it's a rush.

Anyway, this has nothing to so with your topic. Sorry, to hear about all that bad news. I hope the sun shines on you soon.

I still haven't gotten anywhere with that waitress.

Wow, my link to Swamp song sucked... Ah, well.

That's what I was listening to Tool - Swamp song.