thought this was gonna be an alice in wonderland topic, it starts out with the wallrace saying "The time has come my little friends to think of other things, like schools and seas an paradox, palaces an kings... forget how the rest goes.

lol i could tell you a poem

Those who go to sleep with itchy bum, are bound to wake up with smelly finger... wise saying of the day lol

Meh, minor detail haha

must go to bed soon, work tonite T_T

reminds me of a poem i read on a wall in basic

here i sit, all broken hearted
had to sh!t but only farted
when its safe i took a chance
ended up i Sh!t my pants

not really, i gotta work tonite >.>

...i thought vampires are real >.>

hmm i think her name was honeybee, she broke my heart though lol, turns out everything she said was a lie, imagine that online lol

well i have fallen in love with someone online, only to get my heart broken haha, wont fall for that again.

did they even have "hoods" back then?

exactly half dead twice, you'd think that you could just assume ur at 1/4 of the total, but you gotta think how many years you have left and how many years youve lived into effect, so therefor if its 100 years total and ur 20, that means 80 years left, then scared half to death which makes ur newer total 60 years since youve already lived for 20, then lets say at 30 you get scared half to death again, ur 30 and ur total is 60 therefor you'd move to 45 since the half to death now would be 15 years since your total years was 60, understand now?

yes, i felt that explanation did get a little over board, but thats just my way of thinking haha, and you're complaining about having to read it for 5 minutes, tryin thinking about it and writing for 10 minutes into words most intelligent people would understand

if you got scared half to death twice? its simple, first lets assume you were to live for 100 years, if youu got scared to half to death it would be knocked down to 50, and if it happened again i would assume 25, but theres another part to this equation which is, if you get scared half to death and are past 50 are you going to die? no, obviously, it would be a matter of how many years you have to live, so tehrefor if you're 25 and ur lifespan is 70 half to death would be the 45 years which would be knckked down by 22 1/2 years, makes sense right?