I know, but any surgery is always a risk. I'm sure you'll do fine!

Hi cocoa!

I love reading these and it's also a reminder of how we should live our everyday lives!

I'm sorry to hear that........but good luck and a speedy recovery!!

Good one!

Ok, I didn't know about the language, sorry!

Hey Mum! What's an orgasm?
I don't know dear, ask your father!


Hey, Mum! What's a nymphomaniac?
Shut up and help me get Grandma off the doorknob!

2 car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy,business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my ass."

Then he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools down. He immediatel apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," she said, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my car! "

Hi Tristan........join the club....I'm bored too!

Bored!

Hi cocoa, I love your profile pic!

This is a song I wrote a few years back.....thought some of you might like to read it. It was put to an alternative/rock sound music. I always dreamed of being a singer. I did make a couple of cd's that were sold locally and did fairly well......for an unknown! I hope you enjoy it.



We used to be lovers, now we’re just friends,
But secretly, I’ll love you until the very end.
We shared so many moments, filled with hopes and good times
What do I do with this broken heart of mine?

You tell me you don’t know how you feel,
“In a year or two,” you say, “Time will heal.”
What do I do in the meantime, with the memories in my mind?
Do I cast them off, all torn apart, or keep them bottled-up
in my heart?

I never once judged you, through all your despair,
And now I feel so lonely, it seems so unfair.
For me to keep loving you, hoping someday,
You’ll want me, you’ll need me and you’ll never go away.

You tell me you don’t know how you feel,
“In a year or two,” you say, “Time will heal.”
What do I do in the meantime, with the memories in my mind?
Do I cast them off, all torn apart, or keep them bottled-up
in my heart?

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I'm not ready to be grabbed, but I am waiting for my Prince Charming to sweep me off my feet!

I've been trying the online dating thing for 4 years, jumping from site to site and still visiting some of them. Dated one guy I met for over a year, and I found out long distance dating just doesn't cut my rug! Too bad you're so far away!
Now for the good news........... Don't give up!

Join the crowd..........I can't find a man either! Am I ugly or just to old?

Amen!

Glad you liked it!

Hey Lex, I'm just down the road from you.............about 3 hrs.!

I asked for a drink on Sat. and still waiting...............

I'm 5'8 and I prefer the man to be at least 6 ft.