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Riddle #4
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The gun was a bar gun that dispenses sodas and water. This happens in Arizona all the time! The dude had the hiccups!  Mon, you just can't slip a bar riddle past the experts.. |
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Riddle #4
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Because he got his drink of water....... 
Sounds right.. |
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Do you like canned sausages?
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Never tried canned sausage.
Prefer it on the hoof. |
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Trapped
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Well, for a man.
I would get one of those "Roach Motels." They can check in but they can't check out. |
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Glow In The Dark Condoms...
With the lights on, does "Glow In The Dark" condoms not work as well as regular condoms? 
They work the same. But you are expected to throw flowers and yell "Bravo" with the neon ones. Oh yeah. From commercials also :-) Why not. turn out the light, with rose stem between his teeth, while dancing in a circle around her panties on the floor? And holler "Hoe-Lay" (be sure to keep an eye on the bouncing light!) 
Okay, the "Hoe-Lay" is INSPIRED. It might deserve applause. 
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Glow In The Dark Condoms...
With the lights on, does "Glow In The Dark" condoms not work as well as regular condoms?
They work the same. But you are expected to throw flowers and yell "Bravo" with the neon ones. Oh yeah. From commercials also :-) |
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useless purchases
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I once bought a water pick as well, and I think I may have adjusted the pressure a little too high. 
Awwww. You can learn to smile with your mouth closed. You are still a hubba hubba, because we know the one you have left is REALLY clean. |
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Anybody who drives their home to work
so they can use their own crapper, is too smart for me. |
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Your favorite sandwich is...
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Would have to be: BLT on Texas toast, and double (or triple) bacon, with fries! or alternative would be a: Whopper from BK and fries. 
Mmmmmm. Ditto the Whopper. |
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New to the area
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skydancingA I do it all.. 
 did I say that out loud
We are going to have to gag you for your own good. The cuffs will be just for fun :-) |
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The "Happiness Machine"
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Nice, totage :-)
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New to the area
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No not at all I like doing laundry and cooking, I'll even do the dishes... 
don't say that too loud.
Well. That certainly begs the bigger question. Do you do windows????? |
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Lets debate !!
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lets debate boobies 
For. |
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New to the area
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Thanks all , I feel at home .... Then you wouldn't mind picking up the room? Some laundry? You won't be clean long with all the puddle jumping.. |
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Curses. |
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New to the area
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Hello everyone, I'm new to the area just hoping to meet someone to hang with and go from there.. if you want to chat ask for my yahoo .
Hahaha "ask for your yahoo" Careful there. We easily misconstrue. Welcome to you and your yahoo :-) |
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Okay.
He goes home, hatless. Thinks about it for two weeks. Then goes and kills the guy who would not tell him how to retrieve his hat. Then he takes HIS hat. |
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Hmmmm
So the hat surely had a lure or two on it, around the band.. So a fish sees the lures and swallows the hat. The fisherman catches the fish and guts it. Voila hat???????????/ |
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Make someone feel good!
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Redheads have hidden fire..
Sweet and friendly :-) |
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