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| Topic: Are you smarter than a Redneck? | |
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I think that would be funny. Are you?...........
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Depends on the redneck. Some yes, others no.
HEY, wait a minute, I am a redneck. 
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I guess I will ask the first question. If you will please explain the logistics of a CarBBQ............
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I guess I will ask the first question. If you will please explain the logistics of a CarBBQ............
afer chekin wif my couzen...she says 49% latudude , and 145% longatude and 23% west! That is the loquestics of CarBBQ! Or easier to go down 2 miles, till you see Mr Jones hay staks on tha right, and turn left...not at tha stop sign...but tha horse design mailbox on the left...thin you will be thare! Gud luck! 
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I guess I will ask the first question. If you will please explain the logistics of a CarBBQ............
afer chekin wif my couzen...she says 49% latudude , and 145% longatude and 23% west! That is the loquestics of CarBBQ! Or easier to go down 2 miles, till you see Mr Jones hay staks on tha right, and turn left...not at tha stop sign...but tha horse design mailbox on the left...thin you will be thare! Gud luck!
Great guess. The correct answer is tin foil, sharp hunting knife, bbq sauce, salt and pepper to taste, road kill, and of course a car. Throw it on the engine and it should be done in 100 miles....
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Depends on the redneck. Some yes, others no.
HEY, wait a minute, I am a redneck.
 u took my ans not fair cause i am as red neck as can b just a good ol country gal  n soul 
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I guess I will ask the first question. If you will please explain the logistics of a CarBBQ............
afer chekin wif my couzen...she says 49% latudude , and 145% longatude and 23% west! That is the loquestics of CarBBQ! Or easier to go down 2 miles, till you see Mr Jones hay staks on tha right, and turn left...not at tha stop sign...but tha horse design mailbox on the left...thin you will be thare! Gud luck!
 
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Depends on the redneck. Some yes, others no.
HEY, wait a minute, I am a redneck.
u took my ans not fair cause i am as red neck as can b just a good ol country gal n soul
Great effort. Some people aren't it's just a game...... We can try an easier one..... Say Miss Maddie grows 12,500 lbs. of tobacco. She then sells it at $1.92 a pound. Once the government comes in and takes 24%. How much would that crop be worth?.....
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Depends on the redneck. Some yes, others no.
HEY, wait a minute, I am a redneck.
u took my ans not fair cause i am as red neck as can b just a good ol country gal n soul
Great effort. Some people aren't it's just a game...... We can try an easier one..... Say Miss Maddie grows 12,500 lbs. of tobacco. She then sells it at $1.92 a pound. Once the government comes in and takes 24%. How much would that crop be worth?.....
i dunno but it's still gotta be worth more than any house that i've lived in.... |
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AWWW.GEEE,now that would make me smarter than myself now wouldn't
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I'm not smarter than this redneck:
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Anybody who drives their home to work
so they can use their own crapper, is too smart for me. |
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I'm not even smarter then my kindergartener.....
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Great effort. Some people aren't it's just a game...... We can try an easier one..... Say Miss Maddie grows 12,500 lbs. of tobacco. She then sells it at $1.92 a pound. Once the government comes in and takes 24%. How much would that crop be worth?.....
I dunno JW I can't find my calculator - but you might be smarter than a redneck if you know that a Volvo is NOT part of a woman's anatomy. |
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Great effort. Some people aren't it's just a game...... We can try an easier one..... Say Miss Maddie grows 12,500 lbs. of tobacco. She then sells it at $1.92 a pound. Once the government comes in and takes 24%. How much would that crop be worth?.....
I dunno JW I can't find my calculator - but you might be smarter than a redneck if you know that a Volvo is NOT part of a woman's anatomy. It's not?...............
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I've known some guys that really were too drunk to fish
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I've fallen out of the boat a couple times. I just climbed back in, sucked it up and kept on fishing...........
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I'm not smarter than this redneck:
hell yeah thats what i call fun 
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Thu 05/20/10 12:47 PM
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That ain't no ordinary redneck..... That's Red Green! A Canadian redneck!  Far classier... He even has his own TV show... Now that's smart!
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That ain't no ordinary redneck..... That's Red Green! A Canadian redneck! Far classier... He even has his own TV show... Now that's smart!
Yep, awesome show! They used to air it here on PBS, never missed an episode. |
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