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Mon 05/31/10 12:35 PM


Lean over him until the boobs shadowed the print..

Lean a little closer, I have a lot of pages to be shadowed!

drinker

No problemo :-)

skydancingA's photo
Mon 05/31/10 12:31 PM

Thank you to everyone who has posted on
this thread. I know Tim has many friends
here and it's so nice to see everyone
wish us well. I can't tell you how flattered
I am that he made this thread. He calls
himself just a guy, but he's more then that
to me.blushing smooched :heart:

What a first date :heart:

skydancingA's photo
Mon 05/31/10 10:25 AM
Lean over him until the boobs shadowed the print..

skydancingA's photo
Mon 05/31/10 10:10 AM


i asphixiwank..

Don't We all bro.

Well, the neckties look good on you anyway.

skydancingA's photo
Mon 05/31/10 09:58 AM
A divorce decree
is no guarantee
that your heart is free.

When I see "separated" on a profile,
my first thought is that someone is
being honest. I admire this.
And as I am here for the forums, sure
I would be friends with them. Would
I want to date them? No problem, it
means they would S L O W the fook down.

I think it is all about intent.
And honesty.
Availability is a sneaky b*tch.

skydancingA's photo
Mon 05/31/10 09:39 AM

What's your favorite cartoon and chit............smokin

I still like George Bush here..

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Mon 05/31/10 09:38 AM


Well, I wouldn't second-guess a sick friend.
Of course I would bring them a 6 pack on request.
Maybe it is a..rural cure of sorts.
Or, motivation to get well.
Target practice?

I know. Feels kinda strange. He wants to drink
a 6 and smoke a little and just chill. Boy life
sure sucks some times....smokin

Ahhh he is just sick of being alone.
A toke and stoke is just the ticket.
You are a good friend.
The sacrifices you make..:wink:

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Mon 05/31/10 05:46 AM
Well, I wouldn't second-guess a sick friend.
Of course I would bring them a 6 pack on request.
Maybe it is a..rural cure of sorts.
Or, motivation to get well.
Target practice?

skydancingA's photo
Sun 05/30/10 03:35 PM

My crest has fallen.....
I was gonna excitedly show off my
new pet boob....what do I find
instead for "every man needs one".
.......socks?!?!?!?!?! and an old
thong of Peccy's......
dejectedly wandering off to pet
my new boob.

You could use Peccy's old thong to
slingshot up your crest.
Where it has fallen.
Plus.
You could use it as a leash on
your pet boob.

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Sat 05/29/10 07:40 PM
I hope she gets your hair :heart:

skydancingA's photo
Sat 05/29/10 07:14 PM

Honestly, I don't know if I really
"deserve" her or not.
I'm just REALLY glad that I have her.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:heart:

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Sat 05/29/10 04:54 PM
Edited by skydancingA on Sat 05/29/10 04:55 PM

Nobody informed me ninjas get homemade waffles and bacon. I would have signed up a long time ago.

So, it is chocolate waffles, laced with ****,
with coconut syrup and banannas on top..
is that everybody?

skydancingA's photo
Sat 05/29/10 04:40 PM

so how do u work this site??:tongue:

You fish.
You bait the hook, that's your picture.
Add a spinner, that's your profile.
Circle the pond. That's the forums.
The fish will find you.

Whatever you do though.
Don't drink the water.
Some of the fish have been in the pond
so long..well, you know.:wink:

skydancingA's photo
Sat 05/29/10 04:05 PM
Edited by skydancingA on Sat 05/29/10 04:06 PM

Take a chance, Try the girls with no photo.
Hahaha
I like this.

Welcome to class.

skydancingA's photo
Sat 05/29/10 01:41 PM

Ok. I'm back from Cincy.
I'll post more when I'm not quite
so tired.
For now, I'll say that things went
better than I could have ever expected.
Rachael is everything I expected and
much more.bigsmile

:banana:SCORE!!:banana:

skydancingA's photo
Sat 05/29/10 11:27 AM

&
Life Cybersex
Btw; Wellhung & Sweetheart
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart,What do you look
like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse
and a miniskirt and high heels.
My measurements are 36-24-36.
I work out every day. I'm toned and perfect.
What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.
I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue
sweatpants I just bought at Walmart.
I am also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots
of barbecue sauce on it from dinner -
it smells a little funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to
screw me?
Wellhung: OK.
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.
There's soft music playing on the stereo and
candles on my
dresser and night table.
I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling.
My hand works its way down to your crotch
and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping. I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and
kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.
My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and
sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in
pleasure.
The cool silk slides off my warm skin.
I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and
rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically
and I accidently rip a hole in your blouse.
I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too
expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing
a lacy black bra.
My soft breasts are rising and falling, rising
and falling,
as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your
bra.
I think it's stuck.
Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.
I'm reaching back and undoing the clasp.
The bra slides off my body. The air caresses
my breasts.
My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking
up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby.
I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm
licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through
your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts
are covered with spit.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your spit off my
breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse
from you. I drop it with a *plop*.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweatpants
down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your
hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt.
Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties.
My tongue is going all over, in and out,
nibbling on your ... umm ... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in
my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm
turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking
wildly.
I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking
for a cup.
Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of
the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water.
There, that better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed, aching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup.
Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet.
And now I'm walking back to the bedroom.
Wait, it's dark. I'm lost.
Where's the bedroom.
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end
of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin off your pants.
I'm moaning.
I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Wellhung: Your pants are off. I kiss you
passionately -
our naked bodies pressing against each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses
into my face.
It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off you
glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well
without them.
I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed.
Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee.
I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room
and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom.
It's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet.
I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your
return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around
for the flush handle,
but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into
your laundry hamper.
Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom
now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my ...
you know ... thing ... in your ...
you know ... woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt.
It feels so nice.
I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little
trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my *** back and forth,
moaning.
I can't stand it another second!
Slide it in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around,
an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my
face, my weiner all floppy.
I'm going to get my glasses and see what's
wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting
dressed.
I'm putting on my underwear.
Now I'm putting on my wet, nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting,
trying to find the night table.
I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking
over cans of hair spray,
picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse.
Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting
them on. My God!
One of your candles fell on the curtain.
The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it,
a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you
loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Cybersex interruptus glasses

skydancingA's photo
Sat 05/29/10 11:03 AM



Good to know.
That SOME things look better in a Speedo.

skydancingA's photo
Fri 05/28/10 03:19 PM






anyone catchin the idea here?
You want us to tease you, nibble at you and then take controlpitchfork
laugh

Is that a yes??:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
i sure wouldnt say no!:wink:
but that wasnt the idea....
they all end in eeeeee's....like..
the bigger the pond is the fatter the geese..:tongue:
I was sure off on this onelaugh laugh

Me too because I spell fleas like this.

skydancingA's photo
Fri 05/28/10 03:02 PM

Oh just great now I have to ponder the reality of reality.shocked
How is that working out for you?

skydancingA's photo
Fri 05/28/10 02:04 PM



I'm ready for a 10 day weekend....
I think that calendar would really sell..

Would you be willing to be Miss July?

I don't know.
What does she look like??

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