The dating game it’s a funny old game played out between the sexes. But unlike most games the rulebook is written as the game progresses. One can suppose back in the days when man the hunter foraged for food and brought it back to the cave. Things would have been so much easier. The old joke of the male with the club dragging the female back to the cave has long since passed. Man the hunter has been replaced with man pushing the shopping cart and the cave has been replaced with a nice modern home or apartment. Control of the game in the hands of the female even if the mail still believes he’s in charge we know for a fact that the female rules the cave.
Lets face it men can be great at fixing things and doing the stuff that requires a little extra mussel power than most women have. That is not to say that the female is weaker than the male. There strengths lay else were while men may hold the physical strength. It’s the females that hold the mental strength. That for the most part bamboozles men to a point of bringing them to nothing more than shaking snivelling things. It’s a fact its that one bit of equipment that women have that men don’t.

God was having a good day when she decided to. For any men reading this yes I said god (she) what you did not know god was a woman. Well she is its fact and if you are still reading this you have at least learned something new today.
See when god made women she installed a rubexcube that puzzle that no matter how most men twiddle it and think they have found the answer to it. They for the most part find that they never found it in the first place. Yes I speak of nothing more than the rubexcube of life the clitoris. No offence meant but lets face it men. When god installed the ultimate rubexcube the righting was on the wall as to who would be the stronger of the sexes. We were doomed from that point on.

We are powerless and have no defence for it. Tales have been told of strong men falling apart trying to find it some have committed suicide trying to under stand it. There are reports of a man who actually found it
This man is said to have self-combusted into a ball of flame as he faked his orgasm.
See that’s the thing about the rubexcube of life its only there to hide something even more confusing. Well confusing as doing a rubexcube in the dark. The G spot why is it called that well maybe it’s what men say when they find it.
G it was there all the time. So men be brave there is a very well known fact in every battle even the one between the sexes it’s a tried and proven method.

Practice makes perfect
But failing practice I am pleading to the women of the world. When you can help the weaker of the sexes out show them where it is. Point to it put some flashing lights on it.
Men sorry to say it but god in her piratical joke on us did not give us anything like that she even neglected to give you a sat-nave.

Well that’s all from me life’s to short to be taken seriously so don’t.

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