lol. i hate metal detectors. My buns of steel always sets them off.
haha.

wow heather, that sounds like alot of metal. dont go anywhere near a
magnet. if you do, we'll miss you on these forums. haha.

I used to date this girl named Lora. For christmas, I made her this
collage type thing. It had a souvenir from every date we had gone on. A
movie stub, a receipt for a dozen roses, etc..and it also spelled her
named down the side, and I put something after each letter of her name

L - ovely
0- ne of a kind
R- adiant
A- dorable

I gave it to her and she said "cool". that was it...no thanks, no hug. I
put my heart into that gift and I didnt even get a thank you. is it just
me, or is that rude?

Wouldn't most women be happy to get a gift like that?

thanks. got it!

the only problem is...she sent me an instant message, not an email. so
how do you block someone if they havent sent you an email yet?

haha...no she didn't

when she was ending our conversation, she said "Im going to go dream
about you all night. I love you. Goodnight"

Thats why im blocking her!

yes, it's this girl who wrote to me last night. she was creeping me out
and I dont want to hear from her again

How do you block someone from contacting you?

In my opinion, a tattoo only looks good in two places on a woman

1. The Hip
2. Above the butt

hey pappa...eileena lives in new york...that's 3,000 miles from me..

Did you hear that the Energizer bunny was arrested yesterday?

True Story!

He was charged with battery!

Pappa found me a match?...Who is eilenna?

Nobody even comes close to me...That's the problem joyce...haha.

I'll fill out joyce's for her...

25?, Female, Heaven
Looking for guys named Ryan
For Marriage

god, im so corny!. but you still gotta love me!

22, Male, Sacramento
Looking for a female between the ages of 18 and 27
For Dating
I have pictures on my profile

I like Jerry Seinfeld, Howie Mandel, and Dane Cook.

You're cute. You'll find someone new!

Any women under 30 near the Sacramento area?

Ladies...please share some random dating tips with us men. We would all
appreciate it!