Funny thing is I did not set out to "meet my next wife". Not by any stretch.

I'm just a people person, I like meeting new people, being around people.. I started dating just to begin enjoying my next 45 years.

I had dated several before meeting her, she just really caught me by surprise.

You got it!!!!!!

I've continued to date since meeting her. I would find myself thinking of her while dating other women, I even talked about her to a couple of women I dated (yea, weird huh?)

I just don't recall ever having such a strong attraction to someone. I'm thinking she put some potion in my drink on that first date.

So, I met this woman and the attraction was magnetic. Only met once but we've emailed many many times. She didn't want a second date because my divorce is not final yet (no problem).. we exchanged many text messages and it seemed we were both extremely attracted to one another.

Then, out of the blue she tells me don't email or text her anymore, saying that we're just not compatible... then she starts texting me again and before you know it we're back to talking like before. She even agrees to see me again, then stands me up by texting me "I just can't do it"

She tells me the reason is because she's afraid I may get back with my wife and she doesn't want to get hurt. I understand that completely and I have kept her posted of the progress of my divorce, she seemed very understanding.

So, we continue talking and our talks get pretty intimate and it seems we are so right for each other.. she even tells me so.

Then I get an email yesterday telling me to stop texting and emailing her, says I'm a nice guy but not right for her, doesn't want to get in a committed relationship, etc, etc... So, at this point I'm ready to try and forget about her.. I didn't reply.

I can't handle this yoyo stuff.

THEN, I see last night she viewed my profile again, then viewed it again this morning. WTF??

WILL YOU MARRY MEEEEEE????

Awesome pics!

I think you should let me come and snap some then we can look through them and decide. I'll bring my camera..... and some wine.

To me it is... well, at least it was. I expected to be married forever... but I guess both parties need to feel the same way.

I'm bummed.

I'm still waiting for you to call.

unless it's a good cigar.

I think they should add a penis size to the profile using the same criteria

Slender
Athletic
Average
A Few Extra Pounds
Stocky
Heavyset

Carrying a gun is like having insurance. You hope you never need to use it but you'll be glad you have it if you ever do.

What a dumb question

I carry.. always.

I wanted to be an astrologist but I'm afraid of heights.

Good BJ relaxes me very well.

I wouldn't do it.. been there done that.. but to answer your question, I don't think it's too old at all. GO for it!

Hell yeah, I'll vote for any guy married to a hot beer wench!

Froot Loops!


Oh, I thought you said describe our personality.

When you get to the point you just can't cut the cheese anymore... you're finished.