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Sun 07/17/11 10:21 PM
Which kind do you want? Green or red... I have secrets that only my dog knows about =DDD

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Sun 07/17/11 10:03 PM
Heh cool! Great topic... Here goes, My favorite thing to make for my family is green chilie. I am a professional cook and i have made it since i was 20 they love it and my motto is ["If their stomach(tummy) is happy, they are going to be happy; or asleep, soon =)] My favorite thing to eat is honestly, if im going out a great burger on a grill not a flat top, and on my deathbed... hands down my moms brisket. I have tried to make it. she had coached me and it will never be the same.

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Sun 07/17/11 09:52 PM
I cheated and bought some thin cut roast beef and put it in hot beef broth for about an hour with a cut onion and a carrot. bought some horseradish and mayo mixed it up with some garlic powder. then put the dripping meat on french bread and a lil of the h-radish sauce on top and a meal was made!

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Sun 07/17/11 09:48 PM
well, I think if you cook some wild rice mixed with a bit of vinegar(your choice of course i like champagne, cider, and redwine vinegar,) and some eccentric colored vegetables i.e. red bell peppers, green onions, yellow squash and some sugar... maybe mustard and italian seasoning you will be a hit =))))

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Thu 07/15/10 09:04 PM
Edited by mikeschwink on Thu 07/15/10 09:05 PM
**** everyone wants a child at one point in their life so here it is... Well, Honestly because us guys "want" a boy to carry our legacy, our name, our stature. I feel that ladies want a more sentamental approach having something that has grown with them for nine months. I think that they want a bond that they could never create from any guy. (which is utterly true) So I hope I put it to rest. It is just my personal opinion.

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Fri 04/30/10 01:07 AM
Humm... for a girl, if you are physically attracted to him., talk to him... SO easy for a girl you only have to say "Hi" then he will engage you. If you don't like what he is saying boot him. there will be another guy in less than 15 mins that you can say "hi" to... we are simple beings. You just have to trust your instincts!

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Fri 04/30/10 12:59 AM
umm, holy ****, this is under thrity... are you a friggin' petophile?

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Fri 04/30/10 12:54 AM
OH, why would you make your nuts public?!? =)

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Fri 04/30/10 12:53 AM
Heh, thanks for making me laugh, I am hitting up cruise ships and nascar managers to be a chef. We shall see.

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Fri 04/30/10 12:47 AM
I am quasimodo... If you look at my humps they will hunt you down (so sorry... they have minds of their own) =DD

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Fri 04/30/10 12:44 AM
My best friends that I confide in are, two gay guys and one straight guy. **** I love women. What truly matters in life men? women? or people... Being concerned bout your sexual orientation and whom your friends are... or living your life to it's fullest and finding friends along the way. Hey, if you have any concerns hit me up. I'll be honest and prolly too straight forward.
Mike

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Thu 04/15/10 12:05 AM
Nope no girl. Just concentrating on getting a second job again. the end.

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Tue 04/13/10 10:53 PM
Done w/ the bull ****... NEW POST.. The LOVE OF MY LIFE...

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Fri 04/02/10 11:03 PM
very true it I think that is what I am shooting for. OH and mustache chick At my old work I met an old 83 year old dude (server) from morocco that started his career as an acrobat... we're talking unitard, ballet slippers and living on a train. It was the best conversation I have ever had... a dude that was almost two feet shorter than me telling me about how he used to jump over lions... wow... btw he had a mustache that would make anyone jealoud. pure white of course.

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Fri 04/02/10 12:51 AM
=)

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Fri 04/02/10 12:35 AM
thanks but no drinks, gotta find a job asap! =) thanks though

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Fri 04/02/10 12:27 AM
Well My original post doesn't apply anymore... My week has been, well a living hell... Day 1 car broke down; Day 2 went to my car to get i towed and found that it had been broken into (lost snowboard stereo deck goggles etc.), Day 3 ok: tay 4 ok: day 5 lost my job: day six... building a new resume and looking for another culinary job.

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Wed 03/24/10 12:39 AM
I will have more time once I am done, but i am still a bit sketchy about having random days off, If it is possible to have a relationship with only monday and thursday off, or tuesday and saturday off etc...

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Wed 03/24/10 12:35 AM
=)

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Wed 03/24/10 12:32 AM
I guess we shall see...