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Fri 12/04/09 09:09 AM
ya i go thew bout an O every two days or so

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Fri 12/04/09 08:14 AM




Subject: SOUTHERN GENT





SOUTHERN GENT

After a southern gent had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece uh ***?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did fur me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh *** for mah drink."







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Thu 12/03/09 03:40 PM
BONNYVILLE AB COME SEE ME ANY TIME

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Thu 12/03/09 03:36 PM
kiss then run to her beddevil

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Thu 12/03/09 03:35 PM
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Thu 12/03/09 03:34 PM
rose

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Thu 12/03/09 03:23 PM
omar

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Thu 12/03/09 03:21 PM
Two Hundred Seven

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Thu 12/03/09 03:05 PM
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Thu 12/03/09 12:06 PM
One Hundred Seventy Five

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Thu 12/03/09 11:55 AM
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Thu 12/03/09 11:37 AM
One Hundred Sixty Seven

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Thu 12/03/09 11:27 AM
that i love tats

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Thu 12/03/09 11:26 AM
ginger

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Thu 12/03/09 11:24 AM
iy capin

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Thu 12/03/09 11:14 AM
i no i smoke to much pot

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Thu 12/03/09 10:38 AM
flirt flirt

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Thu 12/03/09 10:37 AM
ok thats good cus i thought that my cron killed u rather than nock u on ur a$$

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Thu 12/03/09 07:58 AM


IM GONNA LEAVE WITH ONE LAST TOKE

ERRRRRRsmokin
PASSES IT TO LOV


Oh Man...... I just got a huge hit....

cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough,
cough, cough, cough, cough, cough,cough, cough, cough, cough, cough,

im ok.....

really....


OK OK DONT DIE ON ME NOW HAHA

cough, cough, cough, cough, cough

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Wed 12/02/09 04:19 PM
IM GONNA LEAVE WITH ONE LAST TOKE

ERRRRRRsmokin
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