Bob and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Bob headed home frustrated.

The following week when Bob's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Bob. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Bob?"

"I didn't have to," Bob replied.
Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."

"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....

So, Here I am!"

Happy Fishing

Bob Out

Fine with me as long as i don't have to wait that long for sex.

Bob Out

The true problem rests with our version of the Bible. We singularize the gods. One must consider though that the "god" of the Old Testament isn't the same god of the New Testament. A simple review of the Bible will help to identify this. One god ruled with an iron fist. The other, with mercy and compassion. There is no doubt that a power struggle would occur between the gods.

Read my post in What if topic in this section.

Bob Out

Hello and have a wonderful time on your endeavor.

Bob Out

Your Profile Sux. Quote from your Profile

The worst of them all, a militant atheist! Notice the gun in his pictures, clearly militant actions?!



You may die alone, lets just hope you don't do it in the name of Allah.

Bob Out

Profile Reported to Homeland Security.

You can thank your Socialist Govt. It seems they make laws to fit the few, not the majority.

Bob Out

Genesis 6:1-4 reads:

“And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose... There were nephilim in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.”

Nephilim is often translated as “giants”, a legitimate and appropriate interpretation, but one which may be only partially accurate. A better definition might be “those who came down”, “those who descended”, or “those who were cast down.” The Anunnaki of ancient Sumerian texts is similarly defined as “those who from heaven to earth came”.

A better world is where the Anunnaki "came down from" Maybe this is Heaven?

Bob Out

First i ask myself a question...Who is God? He had to come from somewhere, you don't just appear. To answer that I've done my own research.

The true problem rests with our version of the Bible. We singularize the gods. One must consider though that the "god" of the Old Testament isn't the same god of the New Testament. A simple review of the Bible will help to identify this. One god ruled with an iron fist. The other, with mercy and compassion. There is no doubt that a power struggle would occur between the gods. If we are indeed offspring of these beings, then we are the best evidence of this. Thus, it would make sense that there would be "groups" of gods who would have told their servants to honor no other god but himself. It makes sense that this would be the cause for suddenly making the Pagan plurality of gods into the Jewish and Christian singularity of God.

In the Sumerian Tablets, the story of Creation and the Garden of Eden are shared. The Great Flood is also a favorite written in the tablets. These stories aren't changed all that much when represented in the Bible - however, they are manipulated. The Sumerian Tablets tell of the Anunnaki; a race of beings from Nibiru who created Humans by taking the indigenous beings on Earth and splicing their own DNA with that of the Aliens. The Anunnaki were greatly advanced beings and created the great monuments found on the Earth; Moon; Mars and other solid planets/moons within our corner of the Universe. We were made in the image of the Anunnaki.

The purpose for creating Humans is also written in the Tablets. Humans were created to be servants of the gods. Many would have called the early humans, slaves. We were used to mine precious minerals such as gold. Still to this day, gold is considered a highly sought after mineral. Researching the Sumerian tablets will also tell you reasons for this unique status of gold.

So, what about the Bible and the stories in the Bible? Are they fake? The answer to that will unfold over time, however it is most likely that these events were real at their core. Even the stories of Jesus, were real. They just didn't occur when we think they did.

We know that the Pyramids were built around 11,000 BCE. That means the Anunnaki must have been already here around that time. Considering that the cycle of Nibiru is this 3600 year cycle, we must conclude that anyone left here was stuck here until the next cycle. We are told that the gods had long lives but it doesn't seem imaginable that their lives would last the full cycle of Nibiru. So, we must then factor in the length of time that Nibiru would be accessible from Earth during its orbit. It has been suggested that the planet would only be visible for a few months but the length of time that it would be accessible might be years if not hundreds of years. Any advanced culture capable of creating hybrids would be seen as gods to their creations. We have that technology today. We mix-breed animals to create animals with special traits; colors or behaviors. We mix-breed plants. We're on the edge of cloning. So, the idea isn't so crazy when you consider these things today vs. even 100 years or less, ago.

Now we can begin to paint a picture of the events as described in the Bible. Many have questioned the "virgin birth". Why is this so difficult a concept to accept? We have the technology to impregnate a female who has never experienced intercourse. So, right away, the idea of a virgin birth has to be considered plausible based on our own level of technology, today.

If this birth were between an advanced being and a Human, the offspring might have some advanced abilities. Even if the offspring didn't, the ability of the "father" who IS an advanced being could give that impression should he intervene on behalf of the son. Actually, all of the events spoken of about Osiris/Jesus persona could actually be factual. To the people of the time, simple things we take for granted today would seem like miracles.

If this is interesting to you, check this site out...http://xfacts.com/sumerian_culture.html

Conclusion: I will invite the Anunnaki and all lifeforms with Open Arms. So do i believe in God? Heck Yes! Just not the way most people are brainwashed to believe. I think this is for our puny minds, humans may not be able to exist without having something to believe in.

Bob Out

OK 1 More, this is a good tune to crash too....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDLuowZe_c

Bob Out

Jammin some Zeppelin Before Bed......Going to California

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luDgb5vVHuA&feature=related

Bob Out

Good to see you, Hello and Have a good Stay.

Bob out

Journey, People & Places. Next Up is REO Speedwagon, Roll with the Changes.(REO Roll with the changes was our class song 1980)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SBmctKT7xU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGgLPriZUSA

Bob's Brain is Jammin Out

It Happened, but...........

Wish i would of come up with that bumper sticker "S H * T Happens" I'd be a millionaire.

I DON'T NEED THERAPY!

LoL

Have a Good One

Bob Out

I enjoy meeting people and having fun, oh and Anchovies.



Bob Out

Flirting with the Sunrise.

HiYa and Welcome

*BURP*

Bob

My Pleasure LadyLid2012.

Have a Great F**king Day Sweets.

Bob

If were Talking about the "F" Word, it's a very useful word...

It can be an action verb (John really gives a f**k), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f**k), an adverb (Mary is f**king interested in John), o as a noun (Mary is a terrific f**k). It can also be used as an adjective (Mar is fu**ing beautiful) or an interjection (F**k! I'm late for my date with Mary.)

1. Greetings "How the f**k are ya?"
2. Fraud "I got fu**ed by the car dealer."
3. Resignation "Oh, f**k it!"
4. Trouble "I guess I'm fu**ed now."
5. Aggression "FU*K YOU!"
6. Disgust "**** me."
7. Confusion "What the f**k.......?"
8. Difficulty "I don't understand this fu**ing business!"
9. Despair "Fu**ed again..."
10. Pleasure "I fu**ing couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure "What the **** is going on here?"
12. Lost "Where the fu*k are we."
13. Disbelief "UNF*C*INGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation "Up your fu*king ***!"
15. Denial "I didn't fu**ing do it."
16. Perplexity "I know f**k all about it."
17. Apathy "Who really gives a f**k, anyhow?"
18. Greetings "How the f**k are ya?"
19. Suspicion "Who the F**k are you?"
20. Panic "Let's get the F**K out of here."
21. Directions "Fu*k off."
22. Disbelief "How the F**K did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fu**ing azzhole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fu**ing thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fu**ing job?"

It can be maternal- "Motherf**ker."

It can be political- "F**k Dan Quayle!"

Have a nice Fu**ing Day.

Bob Out

Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up
your total fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

1) Smoked pot -- $10

2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50

3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10

4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

6) Went streaking -- $5

7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20

9)Kissed your boss --$50

10) Been arrested -- $5

11) Spent time in jail -- $15

12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50

13) Played spin the bottle -- $5

14) Done something you regret -- $20

15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20

16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

17) Went skinny dipping -- $5

18) Been slapped-- $5

19) Slapped someone-- $5

20) Beat up someone -- $20

21) Been jumped -- $10

22) Ever had sex at church -- $25

23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25

24) Cheated on test -- $50

25) Vandalized something -- $20

26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100

27) Crossed dressed -- $10

28) Given money to stripper -- $25

29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30

30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

33) Ever drive drunk -- $20

34) Used toys while having sex -- $30

35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

36) Had sex in a pool -- $20

37) Masturbated -- $10

38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

39) Done oral -- $5

40) Got oral -- $5

41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

43) Stole something -- $10

44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25

45) Made a dirty home video -- $15

46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30

47) Had a threesome -- $50

48) Had sex in a public place-- $20

49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25

53) Lied to your mate -- $5

54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


Have Fun

Bob Out of 580 bucks.

Eye's, i love the way she gives me that evil eye.

I know i'm in trouble then, but i don't run too far.

Bob Out