A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side).

While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit.

The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear!"

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.

'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

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my name is Shirley and I live in Dayton Ohio. I am new here and to other dating forums. I am 60 but I heard that 60 is the new 30 so that part is ok. I don't look like the elephant man so that part is ok too. The one thing you might notice about me is that I have a right artificial leg. I think that my leg man played a joke on me and gave me a grey leg. He a funny guy. I walk just fine now so thats is good for me. Thanks for listening and i hope to make some friends here

I am from Dayton and I know where keowee is and mccook. Thats a bad area of town and I sure wouldn't go there especially at night. didn't it used to be a sex shop kind of place?