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Dumb Dad!
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The dad's name was Rex
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Bees and Milk.....gawwwwwwwd
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My favorate bees....................
lez-bees |
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What's the meanest
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back in middle school me and my friend were bored as hell,so we decided to just go around asking girl to go out with us one at a time(only to see if they would,but really wouldnt  ).my friends all had their turn,so now it was mine,they told me to go for this one girl,she was a nerd and super smart(but she was pretty).I go up to her and ask if she would go out with me,she turned all red and said she`ll think about it.the next day 2 of my friends run up to me and said that another friend of mine told her what me and my friends were doing. A few minutes later i see her stomping over to me and she slapped me and started yelling at me,i didnt know what to say.
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Mexicans Must Read!
Edited by
funnydude
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Tue 02/12/08 03:15 PM
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Funnydude, why don't you learn how to spell. |
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Sad but true
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This really happened,When we first moved to Pocatello,Idaho,My wife and kids were in the car going to the store,when my wife saw something and got excided"We must that the kids over there so they can drive the go-karts" I looked and I didn't understand.She got so up-set and said at the top of her lungs"Look over ther ,that sign saids DRIVING RANGE"
Yes,you guessed it,it was a golf course,that my friends really did happen,amd yes she is a blonde!! |
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winter blond
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that saids like my ex-wife
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I guess we have to learn German
ah non ma petite c'est francois! oui oui Ma cherie, affluente und ich kann deustch sprechen |
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I guess we have to learn German
ah non ma petite c'est francois! |
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I guess we have to learn German
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Mexicans Must Read!
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*gives high five* see we can take a racist comment and find it hilarious, but we aren't racist, we just find it funny. See here's another one Did you hear how the polish hockey team drowned? spring training. see? they're just harmless jokes.
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What's the meanest
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it's my turn,when my sons were about 6 and 8,I put them to bed,I looked quickly at thier bed and said"there's something under your bed,I hear something in your closet,I'm getting out of here!!"I left the room and turned out the lights,I told them that if they yell,it'll know where they were. *gasp* lmao I would have laughed my a s s of as I walked away. 
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Mexicans Must Read!
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white people just dont understand  
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What's the meanest
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it's my turn,when my sons were about 6 and 8,I put them to bed,I looked quickly at thier bed and said"there's something under your bed,I hear something in your closet,I'm getting out of here!!"I left the room and turned out the lights,I told them that if they yell,it'll know where they were.
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Mexicans Must Read!
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an esse is a man, lol she thought the teacher was telling her to do her man lol
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Topic:
What's the meanest
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What's the meanest thing you ever did to anyone,don't hold back,we won't tell anyone!!
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Mexicans Must Read!
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Usually I like your jokes but today I'm going to censure you. I apologise if this joke has offended you or anyone who views and reads my posts. To offend is not my intention. |
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Church Signs
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Waste not,and ye shall not be wasted
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My lost money
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My son came to me the other day and asked if I've lost a big wad of 20's rolled up with a rubberband,I said I sure did!! He said I've got good news,I found the rubberband and what did u say and do??? 
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR ~ LMAO
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that's great
lmao
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My lost money
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My son came to me the other day and asked if I've lost a big wad of 20's rolled up with a rubberband,I said I sure did!!
He said I've got good news,I found the rubberband |
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