Squeaker of the house

A boy came for beakfest and told his parents that he had a dream that his teacher had died,they told him it was only a dream and go on to school. That afternoon he ran home with the news that his teacher had died in her sleep.
The next morning he told of the dream he just had of his father dying.Once again they told him it was only a dream and go to school.The father went to work,he begin to worry,what if the boys' dream once again comes true,then he called his wife to see how everything was at home,she said"You won't belive it,the mailman had just died delivering the mail"

12 more payments and my sons are mine

Now you know why tigers eat thier young

no,this guy!!!

Do you know why there's no Wal-Marts in Iraq,....'cuz there's a Target on every corner.

Her name's not Karen it's Millie,I was married to her for 15 years

Are farts lumpy ???

e.i.e.i.o.

Do you know how to tell if your room-mate's gay........

when his penis teaste like crap

and whats wrong with a goat

When he ask you "Where's the fire"say it's in your eyes

Who saids it's with a cow?

I thought it was a sheep

That's funny,I don't care who you are,that's funny

I'll volunteer

I guess he wanted fast food