Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."



"I am entering!" said Snow White.



After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"



"First Place!" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman.



After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"



"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"



They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.



After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.



"What happened?" they asked.

"Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.

Hahaha very fuuny.

Soooooo who is she?

yeah for real

she's the speaker of the house...

I knew that .. I was just being silly

Obama shoulda won, because Nancy lied about a few things, not everything.

Squeaker of the house

ca senator elected speaker of the house

#3 in line of progression for president

if prez and v p both are unable to maintain their office then the speaker of the house becomes prez as long as a new vp is not appointed b4 the other vacates

thus a new v p appointment can be made by the prez thus if one or the other vacates and a new v p is appointed then speaker reamians # 3

so lets hope the vp and prez do not both go at once

im not embarrassed to say that i didnt know who that was.......

doubt im the only one


or maybe i am....

but i dont really care if i am....bc i'll still use that joke but make it funny and change the name to someone more noticable like, george bush.....or your mom

Actually Bush should have that title or maybe all of his administration.