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If y' can't find love in a bar, y' ain't gonna find it anywhere ... well, wait - there's this li'l streetcorner I know where ladies will 'rent' you some 'love' ... But my question is: Would you think that she would show me how it works, before I rented it? You know, like a demonstration or sumtin? 
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N.Korean Warning?
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With the latest threat of N Korea's threat of war...do you think they are just looking for a reason to start something with anyone?
Are they just trying to flex what little muscle they have, for attention? Whats you opinion? 
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Beard
Edited by
TheresMyFriend
on
Wed 05/19/10 02:30 PM
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It's funny how this has gone from "Beard or No Beard" to the "buzz of no fuzz"! 
 SOWWY!
Not complaining, just thought it was kind of funny! Welllllll it is still kinda about beards in a way? hehehe 
You about to see me write something that is very rare: Y_o_u_r_____R_i_g_h_t !!!! 
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Topic:
Beard
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It's funny how this has gone from "Beard or No Beard" to the "buzz of no fuzz"!
SOWWY!
Not complaining, just thought it was kind of funny! |
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Topic:
Beard
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It's funny how this has gone from "Beard or No Beard" to the "buzz of no fuzz"!
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Optical Illusion for Men
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I see the start button, but no steering wheel!
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Topic:
Beard
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Go for it Mikey!  facial hair on guys! Mustache and goatee is hot...also like a full beard as long as it's neat and trimmed.
Something about all that stubble and prickly hair on my smooth, bald ummmmmm.........  Nuff said!
BALD?  BALD?? BALD???
Yep...totally smooth! That's why I love guys with facial hair! Very sensitive to it!!
I can't help it...but an image just came to mind: "Lay still honey...still brushing that spot off! Afraid It's going to take a lot of brushing/scrubbing...oops!" 
 Well you have to be thorough ya know?
Well, I guess after all the brushing...I'll have it licked! 
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Topic:
Beard
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Go for it Mikey! facial hair on guys! Mustache and goatee is hot...also like a full beard as long as it's neat and trimmed.
Something about all that stubble and prickly hair on my smooth, bald ummmmmm......... Nuff said!
BALD? BALD?? BALD???
Yep...totally smooth! That's why I love guys with facial hair! Very sensitive to it!!
I can't help it...but an image just came to mind: "Lay still honey...still brushing that spot off! Afraid It's going to take a lot of brushing/scrubbing...oops!"
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Topic:
Beard
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Go for it Mikey! facial hair on guys! Mustache and goatee is hot...also like a full beard as long as it's neat and trimmed.
Something about all that stubble and prickly hair on my smooth, bald ummmmmm......... Nuff said!
BALD? BALD?? BALD???
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Topic:
Beard
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I am growing my beard back after 18+ years have been told it looks good, do u ladies prefer beards over shaveing? ( I had a neighbor tell me I lokk REAL sexxy with a beard and musstach!!! 
Take it from someone that has had what I do for many years, you have to do what YOU feel is right for you. If you think it looks good, go for it...your NOT going to look better to everyone...with or without the beard. It's just a matter of taste! Occasionally I will shave all of mine off...because I get tired of looking at it, and for a change as well. But then I let it grow back, to where I feel more like myself. It kind of falls into what we've always heard: "Damned If You Do, and Damned If You Don't"! Good luck with your decision.
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Topic:
On the road again
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I'm not going anywhere!!
You want me... You come get me!!!!!
Pack yer bags, and wait by the door... 
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On the road again
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You're very special Drew.. 
I didn't fire the bullet either.... 
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Topic:
On the road again
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How far would you travel to meet a love interest? What would be too far? Let me go measure my driveway...for a more accruate distance. Wouldn't want to exaggerate anything.
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Topic:
Optical Illusion for Men
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What boat? All I see is a tush I would like to spank!!! You see a tush? I thought that was a life saving device! "Help! Help! I need a life saving device!" 
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Edited by
TheresMyFriend
on
Tue 05/18/10 05:52 PM
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A glow in the dark condom is intended for drunk MFs to find the right hole in the dark! Well, if that is the purpose...then they may need to come out with a switch on the condom..."low beam" and "high beam"! And if it gets really steamy...maybe one with a "fog light" version! Instead of the switch thing...maybe "blue-tooth"
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With the lights on, does "Glow In The Dark" condoms not work as well as regular condoms? 
Why do they even make these? Because you can't find the darn thing with the lights out??? Really??? That's just SAD! 
Well ya see it then ya don't, then ya see it then ya don't, then ya see it then ya don't.
Oh...laughed out loud on that one...that was a good reply! 
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With the lights on, does "Glow In The Dark" condoms not work as well as regular condoms?
Why do they even make these? Because you can't find the darn thing with the lights out??? Really??? That's just SAD!
A little confused here: Are we talking "can't find the darn thing" as in the "neon" factor, or the "stuffing" factor?
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Glow In The Dark Condoms...
With the lights on, does "Glow In The Dark" condoms not work as well as regular condoms?
They work the same. But you are expected to throw flowers and yell "Bravo" with the neon ones. Oh yeah. From commercials also :-) Why not. turn out the light, with rose stem between his teeth, while dancing in a circle around her panties on the floor? And holler "Hoe-Lay" (be sure to keep an eye on the bouncing light!)
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Hey big boy... Is that a glow worm in your pants or are you just happy to see me? 1st comment that came to mind when I read that... "Turn out the light and find out" Y'all are bound to not let me finish my drink, huh? Funny!
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Edited by
TheresMyFriend
on
Tue 05/18/10 02:51 PM
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With the lights on, does "Glow In The Dark" condoms not work as well as regular condoms?
huh glow in the dark condoms.. WOW! didnt even know they had those...LOL
I only knew by watching many years of comedy sketches, movies, and funny dialogs from stand up comedians. I swear...that is the ONLY way I knew it too! (whew! guess she believes that...hahaha) 
Hmmmmmmm picturing you in a neon lime green one!
...while cutting you a piece of Key-Lime pie, with neon crystals! Might get confusing, huh?
lol...for some maybe...but I have tunnel vision when d*ck is involved!
Glowing or not! Damn girl...now that's the funniest remark I've heard all day! Very good...still laughing! 
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