That was goooooooooood!!!

A guy died and went to hell.
He met the devil who asked him, "hey do you gamble?"
the guy said "yea I do."
The devil said, "good,we get together on Mondays and gamble and have
fun."

Ten minutes later the devil came back again and asked "hey do you
drink?"
Guy was like "yea, I do."
The devil said, "yea, we get together on Wednesdays have a drink and
hang out."
The guy said, "wow, hell is really fun, I thought it wasn't this cool."
Devil came back ten minutes later and ask him, "hey are you gay?"
Guy was like "no"
Devil was like....."well you're really gonna hate Saturdays!"

A lady called up her girlfriend and told her, "hey listen, I just met a
man here that claim he will drop five hundred dollars on the ground and
before I pick it up he can have his way with me,what do you think?"
Her friend replied, "girl you can grab that five hundred dollars and be
on your way before he even knows you're gone."

So she said, "Ok, I'll call you back in a minute."
The lady called her friend back 30 minutes later and said

"Girl he dropped five hundred dollars in quarters!"