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wanna get high?
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It's forgettable and unremarkable   LOL don't hold back tell me how you really feel =P You asked, oui?  I think you have seen enough profiles and read enough feedback in the forums to know what is needed.  You tell him girlfriend!  I happen to think that my profile is full of mystery and intrigue.... |
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over your body (Hi Lil, I am still cuffed to dialup   I miss you too ) body of evidence (evidence of a crime) |
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holla !!!!
Texas Ppl in da house!!!!! |
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Topic:
Scam at Home Depot
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I'll be here all day....
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It's forgettable and unremarkable LOL don't hold back tell me how you really feel =P |
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didnt put a lot of effort into to it did you I was gonna .... but then I got high high on fabric softener? got southpark? |
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Topic:
My Profile what's it need?
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coupons add coupons don't give him any dangerous ideas.. ok ... coupon of the day: "The first one is free" |
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didnt put a lot of effort into to it did you I was gonna .... but then I got high |
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Topic:
My Profile what's it need?
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I am curious about something: why men post pics of their autos, or homes? do they think women are more attracted to a man that shows his material possesions? they wouldn't let me post a picture of my C0ck so why not a car or house? |
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very plain; it does not say anything about you except: nice; and there is no pic of you. you don't like my pic? |
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what profile..I didn't see a profile  I was going to say that, but I thought it was too much kiss |
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How's my profile?
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Topic:
Farm Kid
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When you're from the country you look at things a little differently.....
A Pennsylvania farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied.. "He went into town." "Well," said the rancher "Is your Mother here?" "No sir, she's not here either.. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely.. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad." "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant." The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard." |
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Topic:
Scam at Home Depot
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A "heads up" for those men who may be regular
Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also May 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 10th, 13th, 15th & 16th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each ~~ I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot. |
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