A "heads up" for those men who may be regular
Home Depot
customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over
the last
month I became a

victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply
going out to get
supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive
enough to think

it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over
to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They
both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their
breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is
impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they
say
"No" and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and
they get into the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals
your
wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th,
20th, 24th & 29th. Also May 1st & 4th, Twice
on the 8th,
10th, 13th, 15th & 16th, three times last Monday and
very likely
again this upcoming weekend. So tell your
friends to be
careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each ~~ I
found cheaper
ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also,
you never will
get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11
pounds just running
back and forth to Home Depot.

LOL

I'll be here all day....

I was in tears when I got to the end of that joke. GOOD ONE!!