wonderful... (thats sarcasm, in case nobody got it- hey, thats all thats really left, my ability to make witty remarks/comebacks. im hosed, huh? )

so i huess u want me to be super specific? i would love a smart, funny, compassionate woman... that would love me everyday... and shes not fat... can u do that? wait? do u know wonder woman? tell her im after her

ok, standards for me... (standards, there really shouldnt be any 'standards'? right? right...)

look i want a woman who is super nice, super smart, and funny... oh and laugh at my jokes (honestly)...

and it would really help if i was attracted to them... and they are attracted to me...

i dont care about bust size like most men do, i just wanna have a smart conversation with a girl... what i guess my main problem is... that i live in a heavly populated area where theres nothing but mormons (LDS) here, and im not gonna convert just to praise moroni

maybe i shoot too high? maybe im supposed to date a DD model? maybe im suppose to succumb and convert to the religion i swore to never join?

this this is sad, that i am reduced to asking personal questions to people i dont know, maybe i should ask an elder when he drops by trying to woo me into the mormon beilefe and finally join there religion? or what?

this is silly..

ok, look... alot of u are saying that there is somebody for everyone, right? well what if I wont "settle" for anyone.... my standards have not lowered, they have acually gone up and they are harder to meet... and since all girls/women want 25ish, rock-hard abs, and the exotic look to him... i cannot compete with that, and i wont 'settle' for anything that dosnt reach my standards... and i have uber-strict standards.

but im to nice i guess, i dont wanna hurt anyones feelings (ive always been that way) so i doubt theres much hope for me... so ill go join the celibacy club... where we all sit around and talk about our deep loathing of women... whateve

thanx 4 understanding...

look, honestly... its been awhile since i ever had a "serious" relationship, and I ended up with a TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) and i guess, nobody would like to even come around.

well i dont want to sound desperate, cuz im not i just want to say how lucky everyone without a TBI is

im not badly disfigured, or anything, its just women do not even want to mess with a guy who has a TBI, its like im damaged goods, broken and cannot be returned.

And everything anyone says that i have to focus on what still wrks, my humor, my computer skills, and i can swim...

gaww, this sounds desperate- so nm well chat later