It averaged upper 50s here in the daytime, and 45-50 overnight. Not too bad for a Chicago boy.

The question of "Which came first-the chicken or the egg?" is of little importance. It was actually the rooster that came first, and the chicken didn't come at all..

DUH!!

It cooled off to 86 here today.. We've already seen 25 days above 90.

Oral contraceptives don't work for bjs.

Lie to Me

Cheese doesn't catch mice, traps catch mice.

The way I've led my life, there can be only one song that's appropriate..


Highway to Hell- AC/DC

Oh, and T.. I forgot something important..


53 years and nine months ago, your parents did the nasty..

I heard this at 3:30 this morning at work. Said right to my face.

"Please let me go, Man, please."

In reference to a male shoplifter that I was trying to block from leaving the store I work in, whilst awaiting the Popo's arrival. If the dude had any brains about him, he would have just run off.. But NOOOOOOOO.. He put his hands on me, and I put him in an armlock, and slammed him up against the wall until the cops arrived.

I'm 6'4", a bizkit shy of 300, and spent 9 years as a Popo in Chicagoland. This dude was 5'10" or so, and a buck fifty. Who do ya think won???

All depends if there are children involved in the situation.

Happy Birthday, ya OLD Fart. Not that 53 is old, just you will be when it happens in uh... 14 hours or so..

WoW.. to think.. 1957, eh??

41,000,000 homes now have television in the USA


SEPTEMBER 21st: Perry Mason begins on CBS


OCTOBER 4th: Leave it to Beaver first shown on CBS


RCA SELLS 85,000 COLOR TV SETS -- Model CT-5s
Of the half-dozen manufacturers of color sets in this time period, the total sales of all makes and models was about 150,000 units.

What Things Cost in 1957:
Car: $2,100
Gasoline: 31 cents/gal
House: $18,000
Bread: 19 cents/loaf
Milk: $1.00/gal
Postage Stamp: 3 cents
Stock Market: 436
Average Annual Salary: $5,500
Minimum Wage: $1.00 per hour


Man, how times have changed..

Vengeance

Not really a hockey fan, but I'm from Chicago, so who do you think I'm pulling for, EH?

Da Hawks, Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!

heal

The Hills have Eyes

Unforgiven

Stalag 17

hammers

Othello

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