The phone ringing at super time.

"What put a smile on my face
"I met a fellow from Poland today he left communist Poland in the 1970's he is so proud to be Canadian and loves Canada

A friend brought me popcorn as a late Fathers day present!

"LOVE" They say LOVE IT or LEAVE IT.
I done both. It doesn't always work out well!

To frustrate my self. I have no found a better place to do that as of yet.

That happen to me once received a call at 2:00 am Friday from a engineer at a company I worked with.
I immediately confronted the Engineer Monday morning first thing. I told her that it was totally inappropriate to phone me at that hour and what was said.

I discovered it was not her it was someone else pretending to be her and immiated her accent.

The company took it very seriously because it was considered crossing the line.

Be care full your the owner of your company.lawyers are $450 to $600 per hour.
Keep the record for your own protection! you never know. relationships start out good and end nasty.

What is most attractive about you?

most say my shadow!

I seen a tiger stock my son at the zoo. boy my son didn't think it was funny at all being prey. we all thought it was pretty funny. he would wheel chair himself 50 yards back and forth three time the tiger followed him each time and moved in closer. thank goodness there was a fence between them.

I have one for you. for five years I had what I thought was mouse dropping at the front door I thought the mice were in the eaves.
early one morning I see a bat hanging upside down right on top of the door way. this I seen now twice in 25 years of living at my house. Isn't that different.

I pulled my car to the side of the expressway. I remove a 16 foot long 2 by 12 inch joist that was stretched across the lanes of the hwy all the cars stopped to allow me to remove it and drag off to the side. once it was out of the way it was zoom, zoom. you think I could get back on the expressway it took me 5 minutes to get going again.
That was pretty stupid could of got killed!

I put the smile on my own face: I went to catch a ball that my grandson threw and I tripped and fell into the hedge and couldn't get myself out!

Return the compliment. Your wicked, and I hate you more. lets have a beer!

Go enter your room and go shut the door hide yourself until the trouble has passed

ditto

Sure if you say so!

There lots of fake: fake coffee cream, fake whipping cream, fake meat, fake grass.fake breast,if they can make it it can be faked fake everything. even fake people.

Give him a hug and pinch his ***. That way he'll hate you more if it's possible!

Why am I up to 21 matches?

Has any body noticed out there and getting automatic messages from a few women on this site. and directing me to a url. then asking me to go off line to chat. this is happening more than more than usual.

The site also showed me all the men in Montana that are on the system Holy smokes boy I thought there was only a few guys on the site. There's millions of us . Where like ants in a old ant hill!

President or no president.They talk a lot but not much changes the rich get richer and the poor and desparate.
WAR UN WHAT"S IT GOOD FOR "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING"

I like doc he is very witty he makes me laugh a lot .