Someone to change out my builder light fixtures

I am open to meeting any decent 40 to 70 year old guy, He should be financially secure and able to buy me a coffee or drink upon our first meeting, I will buy the next one. it would be great if he likes to travel as I spend most winters at my vacation home in the Caribbean. I want a real grown up, kind, sweet, caring, thoughtful, romantic, selfless, funny guy that can make me laugh until I pee my pants. Am I asking for too much? This girl can still dream.
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