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Sat 05/05/07 09:39 PM
Well i am going to rest folks since noone is even noticing me here :-(


GOOD NIGHT ALL...... GOOD NIGHT JESSE, AND MASTERPIECE....


REMEMBER ALL - EVERYWHERE YOU GO, THERE YOU ARE!!!

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Sat 05/05/07 09:28 PM
wow, not 1 response to my joke..... damn i feel no love.... :-(

oh well... i guess i will go now to the land of healing and beds....

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Sat 05/05/07 09:22 PM
Anytime Masterpiece......

So a little girl walks up to her mom and says "Mom how do you spell
Penis?"




Mom laughs and replies "Well hunny you should have asked me that last
night when it was on the tip of my tongue...."

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Sat 05/05/07 09:14 PM
MASTERPIECE, FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN ALCOHOL IS NOT NEEDED TO MAKE YOU
LOOK GOOD.... don't think like that eh.......

so who wants to hear a dirty joke eh.... say "AYE"

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Sat 05/05/07 09:09 PM
AND I'M LOONEY!!!

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Sat 05/05/07 08:52 PM
well ms masterpiece, if you;'ve had a long day, come sit by me and chat
with me.... you know the way :-)

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Sat 05/05/07 08:48 PM
*bounces into room and off the walls* WASSSSSAP everybody...... wheres
the alcohol!!!!

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Fri 05/04/07 10:44 PM
WELL NOONE IS OFFERING BOOBAGE OR RUM ANYMORE SO I AM GOING TO TAKE MY
MEDS AND STRAUGHTJACKET AND GO ABOUT MY INTERNETAGE..... TILL NEXT
WE FORUM ALL... GOOD NIGHT, STAY BUZZED. AND MAY YOUR BOOBS BE FIRM AND
BOUNCIFUL.....


ADIEU!! AND I'M OFF LIKE A PROM DRESS...........

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Fri 05/04/07 10:41 PM
masterpiece you can't go, i have not seen thy boobage yet.... :-(

alass.... nite milady.... may your dreams be filled with rum and man
servants....... *grins* MORE RUM AND BOOBS PLEASE!!

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Fri 05/04/07 10:33 PM
I need boobs..... anyone wanna show a live pair and settle my craving...
oh wait... this is only text... DAMN YOU INTERNET!!

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Fri 05/04/07 10:28 PM
*SINGING* ONE DRUNK LOON IN A ROOM OF BREASTS.... YO HO HO AND MORE
BOTTLES OF RUM!!!! NO MESSAGE YET MISS MASTERPIECE??

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Fri 05/04/07 10:26 PM
IZZIE, I'LL SLIP A TONGUE... I JUST WILL HAVE TO HIDE WHERE TILL I REACH
MY DESTINATION :-)


SO MUCH FOR GOING TO SLEEP EH LASS??

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Fri 05/04/07 10:24 PM
HOLY NIPPLES IZZIE!!!! *DROOL*

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Fri 05/04/07 10:23 PM
SEND ME A MESSAGE MISS MASTERPIECE... WE'LL DISCUSS YOUR DIRECTIONS :-)
*GRINS* *HIC* MORE RUM...... AND MORE BOOBS....
*SINGS* THE BOOBS ARE ALIVE...... WITH THE FLOW OF RUMMAGE!!!

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Fri 05/04/07 10:21 PM
So allow me to pour rum on thy boobs and drink freely of thy valley
filled boob cup...... wait that made no sense.... *hic* more rum.. I
must compose something better..... wait better yet.... MORE BOOBS!!!

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Fri 05/04/07 10:18 PM
how bout you come sit on my knee and tell looney claus what he can do to
you for a gift LOL..... *hic* MORE RUM!!!!

aND NOW WHERE ARE THE BOOBIES.....??

Thanks for the welcome all! Any questions can be answered with the
proper dosage of good meds :-) or alcohol... :-) OR BOTH.....

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Fri 05/04/07 10:16 PM
OK THATS IT!!! *pounces around the forum boob grabbing* oops sorry
crash, i was trying to get around ya......


Hmm, any ladies need a boob exam for firmness???

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Fri 05/04/07 10:14 PM
no josehon, just a sarcastic remark....... you think they call me
looney for fun dude??/

All in good humor and insane thoughts

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Fri 05/04/07 10:13 PM
Styx, if jesse won't I'll volunteer...... and miss masterpiece.....
*bows* thanks for the compliment...... not everyday a gargoyle of the
night is called cute......


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Fri 05/04/07 10:10 PM
So to settle any questions -

28-M-Down South North Carolina - bored as hell, needs alcohol, money,
and female volunteers for "personal" experiments.....

Other than that I am going to go watch my toons....

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