YOu spent 150 bucks on ink and paper...Don't you know that you can get
cartridges refilled at Walgreens now for 10-15 bucks..LOL

if you go under my computer...you should see your drives...ususally
removable drives can be seen there..if so..just open it up..and click
and drop music into that drive..should write it to the pen then.

I'm good..how are you doing tonight

a gingerbread shot please and a royal flush...:D

Can you tell us the name brand of it, or any other information about it.
You haven't given us much to go on. I have seen a couple different ones
and they are all different.

If anybody tries it...let me know if it works..LMAO

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
senior office slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite
puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

all i can think about while reading this is...You don't have to call me
darlin' darlin' you never even called me by my name. LOL

There is no word yet on what they done to the kid, but honestly i think
if you're old enough to make a threat and then go and do it..you should
be punished as an adult, no matter how old you are. I'll keep you guys
informed on what's going on.

I'm single and ready to start looking again...can you find a match for
me.

There was an issue at a local school here today in Colubia, SC. A kid
from a local high school waited across the street outside of a coffee
shop with a guy, with full intentions on using it. The kid told a lot
of people on friday that they shouldn't come to school today, because he
was gonna shoot the place up. Well today, he was across the street, a
few students seen the guy, and reported it to the principal of the
school. You would have thought that they would have called the cops, but
NO, they didn't, not until hours later. I honestly don't know if it was
the school who called the cops, or numorous parents who did the calling.
After the first block classes in the school, everybody knew what was
going on, students started to get worried, and started taking there cell
phones out and calling parents, not until then did any cops show up. It
seems to me, after the first report, the cops should have been there
and the school should have been put on lock down. What do you guys
think about this/ Have any of you heard about this/

I know this might seem really weird, but i miss the cologne he would
wear. I miss the way he would hold me, i miss the feeling of security
that i once felt when he was around. I associated his smell with safety
for the longest time..and now everytime i smell it...i want to cry.

Raw, sometimes that is the case, but some woman have never had a guy do
nice things like that for them, and it goes a long way. Now i know
that some of us like the "bad" boy image, but after a while, it gets
old. I guess it's all in the timing. I know that for me, if a guy does a
lot of those thing in the beginning of a relationship it scares me,
because i'm still getting to know him, and it seems like he's coming on
too strong. TIMING IS EVERYTHING!

I would feel honored if someone done that for me bigpappa. Not many man
do that kind of stuff often, to be honest most women don't do that kind
of stuff often either. I guess we should all take a little more time to
think about the small things we can do for the people we love and care
about. After all, it is the small things in life that end up being the
most important and most often remembered. We usually don't think about
it until it's too late to do something. BigPappa thanks for putting up
the post, it's made me think about a few things while i've been reading
all the posts.

We're all beautiful in our own special way

Here's to us!

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to
the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'Bout what?"

Two Mississippians are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a
sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy
Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes'
some chickens." "If I guesses how many they is, kin I have
one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of
'em!" "OK. Ummmmm...five?"

An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He
rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry
over here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK,"
replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shucks, don't
you fellers still have those big red trucks?"

Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in groups of
18 or more?
Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.

Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator
told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied,
"At the end of Eucalyptus Drive . " The operator asked, "Can
you spell that for me?" After a long pause, Bubba said,
"How 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up
there?"

Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Virginia
to 32? They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi ?
Documentaries

Where was the toothbrush invented? Arkansas . If it were
invented anywhere else, it would have been called a
teethbrush.

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

A new law was recently passed in South Carolina so that
when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and
sister.

What do a divorcein Alabama , a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in
Florida have in common?
No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a trailer.

How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my
sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead.

it's a two way street....you have to treat people the way you want to be
treated...
i mean i loved to buys small little gifts for the guys i've been with in
the past, but after a while...if they don't think about me, oir do
something nice for me to show that it means something to them...then
really what's the point.

LOL...i love for a guy to smell good, if he can figure out what my
favorite cologne for him to wear is...i won't be able to keep my hands
off him. LOL....so he smells good for me..and he gets something in
return. (I'm so bad!)

We don't exspect you to do all of these things, because we've all dated
guys who don't do any of t hese t hings. It's just a nice t hought for
you to do them, they're all little things, and in a relationship they
really add up and count. We're more likely to do more things for you
guys if you do things like these for us.