Call the police

M S G

A cross between Jessica Alba and Megan Fox....

Hold the phone::::

Mrs Booty

Self-sufficient

The date was fine food was delicious the conversation continued for hours it was like kissing an angel...

Then I took her home and she introduced me to her son...

d_u_b

There are only two times I would love to be with you... it's now and forever

And then this happened...

And he is amused reading women's profiles.. Pay backs are a stitch

Peter Pumpkin Eater

My last girlfriend was a liitle older. She started getting sick..she was having a hard time remembering things they tried medicine the told me there was nothing they could do finally we took her to a specialist in Cleveland Ohio they told us being she was 105 that dementia was starting to set in.. her family never accepted me they said I was after her money(not true).. eventually her and I learn to live with her disability.. she has since passed and I'm now traveling abroad...I miss that dear Ol gal

Miss Annie thanks Storm

A prenuptial agreement and a taser

Funny? Funny how? Funny like a clown?

I've should have checked out your profile.. But don't get any funny ideas

I always thought unconditional love, edifying, expressing how much she means to you daily, making her feel secure I'm properly checking her Plumbing.. Was a good start..

Parole

Short of dry humping your leg... I think it's a lock

Yo Def_
Shave it... you should save on shampoo and haircuts don't cost a dime

I once knew of a sweet old lady from Kolkata....

Welcome to Mingle2 we are all spread far and wide(excuse the pun).. But alot of fun...stick around the forums and see what pops up

Pucker up