The guy in the Tahoe who cut me off today, and then flipped me off when I honked at him. If I wouldnt have been in my company vehicle......road rage would have taken over.

The guy in the Tahoe who cut me off today, and then flipped me off when I honked at him. If I wouldnt have been in my company vehicle......road rage would have taken over.

Go Astros!

Yeah, it sux they closed down Astroworld. Used to go there all the time as a kid. Is the Dome still standing? Or did they tear it down as well?

But....which do you really enjoy more?

Sometimes I have been told Kevin Costner, but only in sunglasses.

A lot of times I enjoy being single. I just miss sharing and companionship sometimes.

Lock your windows.

Yep.
And meaningful overnight relationships just dont cut it anymore.
Sucks getting old.

Got stung really bad one time down in Galveston Texas.
Then someone told me to make it stop stinging you have someone pee on it, hehe. Something about the uric acid in urine stops the jellyfish from stinging you anymore.
Well...I let it sting........cause I couldnt pee on the back of my own leg and sure wasnt letting anyone pee one me.

Tell her she looks just like my 3rd ex wife. But Ive only been married twice.....

Latte Breve with a shot of hazelnut.

UUUhhh.....Had a huge crawfish boil and bout of beer drinking at my house today. I feel like I am going to die.

I do agree that it goes both ways.
It seems as if I have to find someone else with young kids. Then the only problem is that the Brady Bunch is reenacted.

Hmm...what about posts for twice divorced men with 4 kids?
Hard to find anyone that wants to get into a relationship when you have the baggage some of us carry. I personally have a 8 and 10 yr old. And women my age are usually thinking that they have already raised their kids, dont want to do it all over again.

Oh well, guess I am cursed to having meaningful overnight relationships.

Gotta love a redhead.......

Country needs to find someone to actually run it like it is a business. Cut out all of this bull**** waste and get on the right track.
Flat tax!!!!!

Someone who can put up with me, hehe.

IRISH JOKE

'Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had relations with Nookie Green twice last month.'

The priest tells the sinner. 'You are forgiven. Go out and Say 3 Hail Mary's.

Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional.

'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had relations with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months.'
This time the priest questions, Who is Nookie Green?

A new
woman in the neighborhood, the sinner replies.

Very well, sighs the priest. Go and say 10 Hail Mary's.

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver His sermon, a Tall, Voluptuous, Drop dead gorgeous Redhead woman enters The Sanctuary.
The eyes of every man in the church fall
upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle
And sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is Green and very short, with her
Matching shiny Emerald Green shoes. The priest and Alter boy gasp, as the woman
In the matching green shoes and dress sits with her Legs slightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the alter boy and whispers, 'Is that NOOKIE GREEN?'
The bug-eyed alter boy can't believer his ears but replies,
NO Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes……………………………..

Guess we will see wont we? Im not looking forward to any of the candidates winning this election.

Thats a really hard one. Especially when you try to be nice, but you're gonna hurt their feelings anyway.
I just tell em there wasnt a connection and good luck in their future endeavors.