A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex
life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard
from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The
card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went
to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good til the last
drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and
the card read: "Benson&Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her
husbands' cigarettes, and she read from the Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra
Long King Size," She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for
her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a
whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky hand
writing were
the words "British Airways," Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar
magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found
the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both
ways."

Mom fainted!

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Hey Glenn, you just posted the info you had and I thank you for
that.

I'm not really sure, but I'm also posting the info I had.

Sorry if I accused you of anything.

Yep, I forgot to put my pants on that day.


Seriously, any site can check out the cookies on your computer. Cookies
are used to speed up access on the web by containing surfing info.

H Sweetheart (Bev not Glenn ) , I see that this
caught your interest.

How about you and me sneaking off together and............

Mike, let me apologize for posting this in advance, but I think this has
to be said.

I was also kicked off of the other site. Just before being kicked off,
I came to look at JSH, not join, just look.

When I tried to log on, I was blocked.

I suspect that they were either looking for folks that were on their
site for more than two years or they were looking at my cookies to
determine if I visited this site.

Glenn, I don't think there is a mole, I think they just looked at your
cookies and determined that we're trouble makers.

What's funny is, I didn't have anything against the site. I just wanted
to occasionally wanted to post on their forum.

As far as I'm concerned, after what they have done, I will never visit
their site again. Besides, I love this site and I think I found a
home.

Here but going to bed. Got to work tonight

Quote: Welcome Robert! It seems like the gang is complete!

Thanks for making me part of the gang

Quote: banded???

Heck, I joined this site while on Vicodin. English not good when
hi.

Thanks guys for the welcoming. I feel like I'm back home

Quote: I'm trying to think of who all might still be missing. Razrbck,
BC, who
else? Anybody know how to contact any of em?


Hi Sweetie,

I just sent an email to razrbck. I'll try to get a hold of BC later
(don't want to raise suspicion on CS.

BTW, you know I have to tell you that I you and want to
you

Yep, I've been banded from CS also. I don't know why, I didn't say
anything, hear anything, or see anything.

Well anyway, I'm glad to be amongst friends.

Besides, my sweetie is on this site.

Hi Beautiful, can't be without you