oh oh oh .... i could so ...... ok ...i'll be good....lol

no one wants a gimpy boyfriend!!! lmao

i think she already kicked him to the curb..... so he's a moot point now dude..... lol

sweeeeeeeeett dreams purple

it's the sisterhood of the traveling diary..... moves thru time zones in a single bound...more powerful than a locomotive.. able to eat small chiildren in a single bite...oops ...i think i am getting my heros mixed up....

gnite Diary

yessss those pink ones are lovely arn't they....lol

thecat with the hoola hoop.....uh huh....yep....darlings.... these meds should hook you right up...now swallow like i showed you....lmao....that's a good little girl....yeesssssssssssss...now sleeeeeeeeeeeep....



sigh....deep breath....this place is getting to be a challenge!!!

google "stuff on my cat!!??"


seriously??



ooooooooooooookay

um i have to ask WHAT is that stuff all over that poor kitty's face????

your eyes are gettiiiiiiink heavier aaaaaaaaaaaaand heeeeavieeeerrrr...

soon you vill not be able to keep zem open..........


they are gettink heaviiiier..and heaviier....sleeeeeeeeeeeeeppppp my little dish of cream, my liitle bowl of custard...sleeeeeeeep

muaaahahahahahahahahhahahahhahaaa

like yesterday when i thought you were miss behaving!!????? lmao!!!

who finished the coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????????


duncan....

you are an idiot ....thanks for the heads up dude

obedience is essential....muaaahahahhahahahahhahaaaaa

he's one of my favorite pets

he's one of my favorite pets

hi purple

if you want i can make him look like the QUEEN ..lol

as we speak he is indeed weraing an apron and tending the pub ....
ahhhhhh 'nobility in service'


and yo! was that a conversation?? i just remember you were arranging my brides maids into their dresses of Latex in the guise of NUNS....i liked the shades of charcoal latex and the strings of thorns in place of rosary beads


and the bouquets?? nettle correct? with wild holly...colour you know

matches the blood stains..lol

oh yes and we spoke of your hair and honestly IMPPPPOSSSIBLE HAIR is
just solved with a great wrap around your head.....no not with the hammer fanta..... he still wants your tooth....


hi harry

you can do musical chairs to any variation of music...



it's still musical chairs....

it's amazing what we will invent to regiment ourselves into a 'safe' and familiar environment...