A few men in the pub were talking about a wonderful new discovery to restore hair back to balding heads!!
lt really WORKS!..the men gleefully told the other guys.
So the bald man goes home...late after pub closing time.
Slips into bed with his lovely wife.

As she lay asleep he slipped off her knickers and rubbed his head all over her "Mootty"....to use her juices to cover his head as much as possible. (As instructed by the boys at the pub)

He had to do it for a month to get full results.
So each night after the pub closed he went through the same ruitine.

After 3 weeks of this he also decided to put her Mootty juices around his patchy half grown beird to excel its growth.

The next morning his wife awoke and looked over at her hubby asleep on his pillow.
"RIGHT THATS IT!!!!...NOT ONLY ARE YOU AT THE DAMNED PUB EVERY NIGHT UNTIL CLOSING TIME....YOUVE BEEN OUT FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!...Look at YOU!
BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!...lm DIVORCING YOU!

Theyre good...how do you put pics on here?
l tried to cut n paste and copy n paste....wouldnt work!
How do you put them on??

pick 2 things...ex: unusual subjects,maggots,smelly feet,saggy ****,or any other funny thing you want me to write a poem for you about:)
message me the words...l will return it with your poem:)

Well...today the news came on the radio that Michael had died.lt felt really strange to think someone so misunderstood by people ready to string him up by the neck!
No doubting he was an amazing person....who will be very missed by so many, even if only for his music and damned talent!!
But underneith it all...he was stuck in a search for happiness and gave a lot to others.His lost childhood, his aweful parents who sold his childhood for money and milked him like a money machine.Shame on his parents for wrecking his life and creating a sad and insecure man who..if he had normal loving parents would still be alive today.
They turned him into the freakish over opperated on human being due to his fathers insults and beatings.lt was his fathers insults about his BIG NOSE that stayed with him for life.
Then came the blackmail and oppertunists who saw how well it payed off after the first accusation...a crying shame that took Michael to his grave l believe.
He suffered greatly after helping that kid get through his cancer treatment,and Michael paid for it.
There's gratitude for you........