Yeah its all in good humor

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double
martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his
shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double
martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt
pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The
bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long -
but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you
order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my
wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

Welcome to JSH and have fun

A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few
days the camel falls over dead. After looking at the situation the
priest fugures neither one of them will survive the rest of the jouney.
The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a womans breasts, and at this
point it probably wouldnt matter much, so could i see yours?" The nun
agrees and shows him her breasts. "May I touch them?" The nun allows
him to. The priest comments on how wonderful they are. The nun then
asks "Father I have never seen a mans penis before, could you show me
yours? The priest drops his drawers. "May I touch it?" After she
fondles his penis for a minute he sports a huge erection. The priest
says, you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can give life!
"Is that right" the nun replies? Yes, says the priest. So the nun
said: "Then why dont you stick it up that camels ass and lets get the
hell out of here!"

Happy Easter to all, hope you had a great one

Hi and welcome to JSH...

Thank you and hope you have a wonderful day

Good morning and Happy Birhtday

*Shenadra* even

Good morning all..
Happy Bday Shendadra..

Good morning and welcome

Sounds like when Maury says (Till next time America) lol, heck Im from
Canada too...its all good lol

Good morning

War of The Penis (Worlds)
50 First penis (Dates)
The Penis (Guardian)
Lady in the Penis (Water)
Shallow Penis (Hal)

I am a scorpio born October 26, close enough to the cusp, I do tend to
have some Libra tendancies, and my rising sign is Sagittarius

Yeah i had an "aquaintance" who was once desperate for a real woman and
I am not sure what site he was on, but he found a very beautiful russian
woman that was willing to come over and marry him, but the people that
she was staying with needed money $1500 to be exact, and with him being
so gullible he had sent the money via western union, well of course we
all know what had happened he never heard from her again, but myself I
was almost scammed by a guy in Nigeria and he pleaded a good story, so
my point being is that no matter where you are, there are the good, the
bad n the ugly.

Hey she was just asking a question, isnt that what it is all about on
here. I dont think she had meant to offend you in any way, every
country has issues.

welcome to JSH

Im not sure if this is happening to anyone else, but about 4 hours ago I
had a friend send me a link through MSN and I thought it was for real, I
opened it and then my puter just went crazy, it was spamming out the
same message to all my online friends, it says something like omfg i
seen ur pic on and then it proceeded to give me the site. If you see
anything that says stupidpictures.photo/13ph.com (something to that
affect) then DONT open it, just thought I would put the word out. Im
pretty new to this so maybe its just me but I thought I may save someone
else from going through this problem, it is a trojan called VUDON....

I am a nurse, currently working in a long term care facility for the
city and am loving it..