A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double
martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his
shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double
martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt
pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The
bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long -
but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you
order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my
wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

Ouch! now, that's messed up! LMAO!!!!

Yeah its all in good humor

I liked it a lot!ROTFLMAO!!!! Do you know any
more?????

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says
in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He
says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She
replies, "I don't know if your the man to talk to...its kind of
personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I
can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and
puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them,
thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you give the manager something for
me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the
ladies restroom."

I thought this one was kinda cute...ewww lol

Oh well, he asked for it...
LMAO!!!