New T-shirt idea:

"Over 20,000,000 Bad Profiles Read!"

It's no secret how I feel about the "I don't know what to write here" and "Anything you want to know, you'll have to ask" profiles. Complete wastes of time for everyone involved.

BUT --

I saw a profile yesterday that was actually quite long. I noticed the length, and I thought "Hmmmm, maybe someone has something to say, something worth reading....?"

Nope.

What it was, was EVERY SINGLE FREAKING PROFILE CLICHE EVER USED, all tacked together into one big long ultramegacliche. Most people just use 3 or 4 or 5 and let it go at that.

But someone actually took the time to compile this huge list of banalities and stick them all together to make one enormous and worthless non-statement, rather than say one thing that might provide a little insight into the actual person behind the compilation...