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Sat 09/19/09 05:25 AM
Well, i wouldnt get rid of my animals, usually the way that works is one persons trying to change another. The one with the animals will get rid of them for his new found love interest just for the love interest to realize they cannot change everything they want to about their other with the pets, and dump him/her a month later, now wheres your pets to comfort you when he/she left? This has been another Duh moment, sponsored in part by the people at Terminal Ignorance Inc.

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Sat 09/19/09 05:18 AM
cuz we hafte shake it dry (requiring two hands) and in the process of doing so, your body vibrates in such a manner it would make it impossible to hold a phone between your shoulder and ear, and we use two hands to zip up, we hafta. So no, men dont do this, not to mention most guys i know are not on the phone near as much as women not to be stereotypical, and i think we could hold the urge to chat til such said business is conducted.

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Sat 09/19/09 05:14 AM
Well, Ive been a guy all my life, and i can tell you, it's hard to hold your package, talk on the phone, and when your done, zip up (cause we dont need to wipe 80% of the time). Frankly, ive never talked on the phone while conducting such business, but i dont think the sucess rate is verry high unless you posess that bluetooth crap.

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Wed 09/16/09 07:50 PM
Holy cow, that stinks, im glad im a mechanic.

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Wed 09/16/09 07:42 AM
well keep that in mind.

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Wed 09/16/09 07:32 AM
Ahh, I get it,, It's a little funny, but man, what a controversy over a joke, good times, good times! lol

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Wed 09/16/09 07:25 AM
Freedom of speech, no matter how stupid it may make you once you read it. I still wanna know what was in the god d**ned case!

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Wed 09/16/09 07:23 AM




me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your ****ind business laugh well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your ****ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase .laugh can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ? rofl


One thing comes to my mind. If you really saw someone with a hospital gown on and they were near a mental hospital, why didn't you drive them back to the hospital to get help? Maybe even call 911 and notify the police of this person. He may have been a danger to himself. Nobody gets discharged in their hospital gown.
Once again, This is the joke section of the forums, Did ya stop and think perhapse none of this really happened and after a feew guesses he's gunna come at us with the punch line?


which is my point specifically... this is not something to joke about...

You post a joke in the joke forum... I was offended by it -- so I post my offense...

SO... I have to laugh at your jokes, just because they are in the proper forum?.... *sigh* slaphead frustrated
Ya aint even heard the punch line, it could be really funny and you dont eve know it yet, but i guess i understand where it wouldnt be funny to some people, My appologies sir. This is america, and we can think and type whatever we want.

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Wed 09/16/09 07:17 AM


I think this story is suppose to be funny,..

topic ? Jokes & funny stories

U know what I'm only 3 sips into my Java & this is the second thread were I see ppl.getting their panties in a twist.It is the Jokes Forum right?Humor is highly subjective such as music & countless topics that I've seen posted in public forum.Understandably there are many who will experience a heightened sensitivity level due to certain subject matter.However the OP has a right to post his/her topic providing it does not cross the site's rules of post.Bottom line=if the reader is effected adversely by the post in question than the logical option would be to leave the thread w/o comment.No stress or popcorn cart.(imo)Godspeed!Cy;)
Well, this is america, and people are entitled to opinions here, thats what makes this country the best. People do have the right to post like you said, however, it doesent go without critisism or objection. If politicians didnt express their feelings when congress addresses issues (Like your adversely affected readers you speak of) where would this country be? Nobody gets anywhere by backing down or running away. You think we get to live in a free nation by looking away? I think not.

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Wed 09/16/09 07:06 AM




me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your ****ind business laugh well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your ****ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase .laugh can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ? rofl


One thing comes to my mind. If you really saw someone with a hospital gown on and they were near a mental hospital, why didn't you drive them back to the hospital to get help? Maybe even call 911 and notify the police of this person. He may have been a danger to himself. Nobody gets discharged in their hospital gown.
Once again, This is the joke section of the forums, Did ya stop and think perhapse none of this really happened and after a feew guesses he's gunna come at us with the punch line?


Quite often people on here tell funny situations that happened in their life, in the jokes thread.,


I dont know, ive been reading these posts scince last november, and have yet to see that, but i guess it could happen, but do keep in mind this is the joke section, we shouldnt jump the gun til he hits the punch line, if it's something stupid, lets hang him then. But til then, innocent til proven guilty.. GET TO THE PUNCH LINE DUDE, WE ALL WANNA KNOW WHATS IN THE SUITCASE

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Wed 09/16/09 07:00 AM
I give up, i wanna know what was in the suitcase.

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Wed 09/16/09 06:59 AM


me and my friend were driving past a mental hospital. well their was a guy with a suitcase in a hospital gown with his thumb out hitch hiking . so we picked him up . my friend asked him what was in the suitcase. his response none of your ****ind business laugh well i started getting worried so i asked him what's in your suitcase same response . none of your ****ing business . i slammed on the breaks and through him out of the car. well he left the suitcase behind. you'll never guess what was in that suitcase .laugh can anyone guess or want to know what was in it ? rofl


One thing comes to my mind. If you really saw someone with a hospital gown on and they were near a mental hospital, why didn't you drive them back to the hospital to get help? Maybe even call 911 and notify the police of this person. He may have been a danger to himself. Nobody gets discharged in their hospital gown.
Once again, This is the joke section of the forums, Did ya stop and think perhapse none of this really happened and after a feew guesses he's gunna come at us with the punch line?

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Wed 09/16/09 06:56 AM

rant it's sad that you would treat another human being in such a manner... least it be you one day -- you should be thankful, respectful...

not cool man. not funny either (no matter what was in the suitcase)... perhps you should grow up and realize that mental health issues are not "funny" nor should they be the fodder for your ridicule.rant frustrated explode

Ya know, Perhapse it's a joke (NOT A REAL SITUATION) and he is getting to the punch line after a few incorrect guesses, but really, whose ever seen that scinario played before, it's new to me,,, NOT!

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Wed 09/16/09 06:52 AM
Uhh, Well, it rymed sort of.

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Wed 09/16/09 06:43 AM

wow this thread is really turning into a battle guess i'll give my 2 cents on the topic as well

lets see making fun on sad topics has had a fair share of contriversy but are we actully doing that here.we are not making fun of the dead but kanye west, he did somthing stupid and everyone is making fun of it . why are people laughing at these pics it's not because they think that 9/11 was funny but at the hypothetical situation created in which the stupidity of kanye is shown.

in short joke is on kanye not on 9/11 or patrick swayze.


To this, we agree on man. Unfortunately it is making light of a bad situation in the name of comedy, and like i said, i like to laugh, however we could have used better situations than 9/11 and patric swayse, thats all im saying.

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Wed 09/16/09 06:41 AM

You "love to hate" , yet ask for compassion in others?????


Ok!! You got it!!!!

Yeah, I love to hate on rap stars,(You forgot to mention the whole line, thats o.k. il correct you) I dont wish them death or badness, on the contrary, i wish them well, just cannot stand that pi** poor excuse for music

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Wed 09/16/09 06:34 AM

I get the joke all you speak of ( I hate rap and Kanye so it's double funny for me), However, he makes a good point, some of this stuff shouldnt be remebered in this fashon out of respect for those whom did loose their life in those bouldings, For patric swayze whom battled with cancer for 2 years and lost, how is that funny? Oh thats right, thats just disrespect for the dead. Im all for dogging rap stars, but lets do it a little more tastefully. Laughter is the best medicine, lets find a new and improved form or a stronger prescription.


so...You are the judge of taste?????
Just an opinionated individual whom lost a friend to the 9/11 attacks, and lost a mother to a year long struggle with cancer. Sure, it didnt happen to everyone, which is why they can laugh about it, however, put yourself in my shoes dude. Like i said, im all for a great joke, and i love hating on rappers, theyre the worst, but theirs better ways of doing it.

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Wed 09/16/09 06:26 AM
please exuse my pi** poor spelling

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Wed 09/16/09 06:24 AM





So your one who feeds the Fire?

So you can't sleeping dogs lay?

So let's talk about your Life?

Is it SO amazing?

flowers


It's a joke......whoa



9/11 was a JOKE,or do you remember?


I lost people I cared about in 9/11....but take it in the way it was meant, as a harmless joke and either just laugh about it or skip posting on it.


It was a joke,oh well,just could have left that part out.

So little time,so little minds.

If your loved one died,would you make a joke of it?

I guess that was Jay Leno was ( Getting at ).

What would momma think?

God Rest Patrick ,what did he do?

Damn i guess he Died,so i guess we shall make a joke about it?

Let's make fun about someone that dies in your Family,or he!!,what about you?

Peace:heart:

So you what to make a joke about dead people,who have only gone for 24 hours?

May God Rest Your Soul?



I get the joke all you speak of ( I hate rap and Kanye so it's double funny for me), However, he makes a good point, some of this stuff shouldnt be remebered in this fashon out of respect for those whom did loose their life in those bouldings, For patric swayze whom battled with cancer for 2 years and lost, how is that funny? Oh thats right, thats just disrespect for the dead. Im all for dogging rap stars, but lets do it a little more tastefully. Laughter is the best medicine, lets find a new and improved form or a stronger prescription.

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Mon 09/14/09 06:08 AM


Like your profile Lilith, It would take me several times to try and read the whole thing like you want guys to do. Not that i wouldnt or wont, I cant read it all at once, however most guys would just click the next button. Too much info. (By the way, i probly will read the whole thing, it will take me a day or so just cause i hafta stop when i start getting dizzy.


That's funny.... :tongue: And thank you.

My profile really shows who I am, it has my personality in it, and I worked hard to make it that way. It's not guys I want to read it, it's everyone. If most guys just click to the next button, I'm okay with that. In fact, that's excellent. Mostly I want people to read it so they see I'm here for the forums.

But before, when I was meeting men here, it was important to me that they read it. If there is a woman you are interested in and she took the time to really write a thorough profile, it is just respectful to read it.
Thats true. If i were considering dating someone, i would want to know as much as possible about them. By the way, i like the letter your friend wrote to you about getting someone to follow you and such. I had gotten a following going to cincinatti for a motorcycle show once. started off with just me, then before i knew it there were 10 bikes behind me, then 50 and it just kept getting bigger til we all ended up at the show. It's not what your friend meant, however, thats one of my most fondest memories.