not gay so I cant really say, maybe 7, idk

If you live around here lets get to know each other. maybe have a drink or see a movie.

Very Cute, but still very young. you should be out and about meeting people. I can't believe your single myself.

your cute yourself

While I'm not real sure what's so bad about any of that. I took your word for it as you've been here longer than me and kicked em to the curb. Also Changed my picture and added alot more about myself.

yeah, I was kind of in a little hurry when I wrote my profile. I will defintly fine tune it, just for you By the way what was your "favorite" picture.

I just started using this and figured I'd see what you guys think of me at a glance. Don't be afraid to criticize. A little constructive criticism is good once in a while so fire away.

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.

This is the story of two aliens that didnt quite get it right.

So, there were these two aliens that came to earth to take over. they landed in bumf*** nowhere, I'm talking middle of the desert. the only thing within miles of where they happened to land was this little gas station. As both aliens cautiously approach the gas station the second alien says to the first, "be careful man, thats a bad mammajamma over there". The first alien replies sternly, "I got this man, he's got nothing on my ray gun". So the first alien scammpers up to the gas pump and says, "take me to your leader". of course, the gas pump remains silent, which irritates the alien. The second alien again looks at the first alien and says, "dude, I got a bad feeling about this. I'm telling ya thats a bada** mammajamma right there man, I wouldn't mess with him". The first alien responds angrily, "I can handle this" and jerks out his ray gun, pointing it right at the gas pump, at which time he says,"ok, this is your last chance earthling. TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!". But of course the gas pump remains silent. The alien then becomes furious at the insubordinace of the "earthling" and pulls the trigger. BOOM! the gas pump explodes sending both alien one and alien two to an early grave. As both aliens make there accent to wherever it is that aliens go after death, the first alien looks at the second and asks, "tell me, how did you know that was a bada** mammajamma?" The second alien replies simply, "well, if you could wrap your penis around your arm two and a half times and stick it in your mouth, you'd be a bada** mammajamma too!"

Hi, I just made an account, posted a few pics. Check me out and feel free to drop me a line. I'm always up for meeting new people.

I was hiking through the woods when I came across this small pond. As I stood there resting my legs I noticed this horsefly hovering over the water about 6 or so inches. Right below this fly was a this big fish staring up at that fly and I bet he was thinking "if that fly dropped 6 inches I'd have me a good meal". As I look around I notice this big brown bear sitting near the edge of the woods looking at this fly and fish and I bet he's thinking "if that fly drops 6 inches that fish is jump up out of the water and I'll have me a good meal". Just then I notice out of the corner of my eye, across the pond, theres a hunter with his gun ready looking at that fly and fish in the water. Again I bet to myself that he's thinking "if that fly drops 6 inches that fish'll jump up outta the water and the bear will come out from behind that tree and I can shoot em and have me a good meal". As I stand there watching the hunter I notice that he has a cheese sandwich in front of him on a tree stump. Low and behold theres a mouse only a few feet away and he too is watching that fly over the water. So of course I bet that he's thinking "if that fly drops 6 inches that fish will jump up outta the water, the bear will come out from behind the tree, the hunter will be distracted by the bear and I can steal the cheese offa his sandwich and have me a good meal". Well just as I finish the thought I notice a cat up in a tree near the hunter and wouldn't ya know it, he's watching that fly too and I bet he's thinking "if that fly drops 6 inches, that fish'll jump up outta the water, that bear will come out of hiding, that hunter will be distracted by the bear, that mouse will be too busy going after the cheese on his sandwich to notice me, and I can snatch him up and have me a good meal". I stand there for a few minutes watching and suddenly the fly starts to drop lower to the water, just as he gets about a inch off the water, sure enuf, that fish jumps up outta the water, and grabs the fly in its jaws. before the fish can fall back into the water the bear runs out and with one swipe snatches it outta the air, the hunter whips his rifle into firing position and shoots the bear, the mouse rushes at the sandwich a snatches the cheese, the cat leaps outta the tree to grab the mouse, but misses and lads right in the water with a huge splash!..................now I've told you all this because there is a moral to this story........................
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"If the fly drops 6 inches the ***** gets wet" hope you enjoyed my bear story.