I was hiking through the woods when I came across this small pond. As I stood there resting my legs I noticed this horsefly hovering over the water about 6 or so inches. Right below this fly was a this big fish staring up at that fly and I bet he was thinking "if that fly dropped 6 inches I'd have me a good meal". As I look around I notice this big brown bear sitting near the edge of the woods looking at this fly and fish and I bet he's thinking "if that fly drops 6 inches that fish is jump up out of the water and I'll have me a good meal". Just then I notice out of the corner of my eye, across the pond, theres a hunter with his gun ready looking at that fly and fish in the water. Again I bet to myself that he's thinking "if that fly drops 6 inches that fish'll jump up outta the water and the bear will come out from behind that tree and I can shoot em and have me a good meal". As I stand there watching the hunter I notice that he has a cheese sandwich in front of him on a tree stump. Low and behold theres a mouse only a few feet away and he too is watching that fly over the water. So of course I bet that he's thinking "if that fly drops 6 inches that fish will jump up outta the water, the bear will come out from behind the tree, the hunter will be distracted by the bear and I can steal the cheese offa his sandwich and have me a good meal". Well just as I finish the thought I notice a cat up in a tree near the hunter and wouldn't ya know it, he's watching that fly too and I bet he's thinking "if that fly drops 6 inches, that fish'll jump up outta the water, that bear will come out of hiding, that hunter will be distracted by the bear, that mouse will be too busy going after the cheese on his sandwich to notice me, and I can snatch him up and have me a good meal". I stand there for a few minutes watching and suddenly the fly starts to drop lower to the water, just as he gets about a inch off the water, sure enuf, that fish jumps up outta the water, and grabs the fly in its jaws. before the fish can fall back into the water the bear runs out and with one swipe snatches it outta the air, the hunter whips his rifle into firing position and shoots the bear, the mouse rushes at the sandwich a snatches the cheese, the cat leaps outta the tree to grab the mouse, but misses and lads right in the water with a huge splash!..................now I've told you all this because there is a moral to this story........................
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"If the fly drops 6 inches the ***** gets wet" hope you enjoyed my bear story.