I was out with this girl and we started to get hot and heavy.She then told me that she does'nt have sex on the first date. I said " What about the last, because that is what this is going to be."

I was pulled over by a cop for driving on a suspended license. He came to the window and said " I'd like to see your license." I told him "So would I, because you guys have it."

I was with this girl and she asked "Why is sex so important to you." I told her "It's not important to me, you're the one holding on to it."