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Sun 03/11/07 10:14 AM
im here!! im here!!
at work till 4 then off to the zoo with the kiddos!!
hmmm there is a beerfest in Atlanic City... maybe a detour..LL how is
everyone today?

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Fri 03/09/07 01:22 PM
umm yea can i join the human sundae...?? and kojack ya coming to
dinner.. this time IM cooking... hmm and baking!!

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Fri 03/09/07 09:03 AM
hey i want an 11 too!! lol
kisses..
oh BTW you get a 10 from me...

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Thu 03/08/07 05:00 PM
i see a tiger... my FAV!!! lemme check your profile and i will get back
to you!!!

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Thu 03/08/07 03:34 PM
hi chuck!!
a man after my own heart!! lol love street bikes!! welcome!!

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Thu 03/08/07 01:46 PM
bigglenn... i ship em!! ..or you could make a weekend visit!!

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Thu 03/08/07 01:45 PM
the only thing i would do differnt is actually try to have a
mom-daughter relationship w/ my mom... everything else is wonderful!

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Thu 03/08/07 01:43 PM
in life im the best mommy, friend, and sister i can be.
oh and i make some banging a** muffins and cakes... matter fact i have a
big order for this weekend...
Oh and in my job... Realtor... i have been told that i can sell ice to
a Polar bear!!!

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Thu 03/08/07 01:11 PM
mmmm kisses .... 15 all the way!!!

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Thu 03/08/07 01:09 PM
jeez im so late on the draw!!

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Thu 03/08/07 01:09 PM
im relpying to catherineeee... def. a 10.. she is beautiful!!

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Thu 03/08/07 10:45 AM
its a devin112 sandwich!!

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Thu 03/08/07 09:50 AM
yes you can!!... lets get on the floor.. c'mon!

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Thu 03/08/07 09:43 AM
long as it doesnt leave a mark ... im game...lol .. im in a mood
for.....

dancing!!!!!!!!! yea club dancing....

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Thu 03/08/07 09:12 AM
LMAO im glad everyone enjoyed!!

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Thu 03/08/07 07:23 AM
Hi everyone... just wanted to say good morning and have a great
day....and i wanted to leave you all with a bit of a chuckle....
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was
almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her
car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car
while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally
remembered her Daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she
should wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it. That way she would
not get stuck in a snowdrift. This made her feel much better and sure
enough in a little while a snowplow went by and she started to follow
it. As she followed the snowplow she was feeling very smug as they
continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard
conditions. After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when
the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and
signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to
know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her Daddy's advice to follow
a snowplow when caught in a blizzard. The driver replied that it was ok
with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the
Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Sears next.

kisses!!

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Wed 03/07/07 06:45 PM
this is just a couple of good ones...lol

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!

Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

A. About three inches.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A. They don't have balls to scratch!
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Wed 03/07/07 06:33 PM
hey guys... yep im new too... but so far everyone has been wonderful!!

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Wed 03/07/07 01:46 PM
memories=photos

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Wed 03/07/07 01:43 PM
wow! simply amazing... thank you...