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FORM FOR WHOEVER NEEDS WIFE
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"A guy went to his girlfriend's house and
her Dad gave him a form, as contained below: APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER. (FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS) I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss___________ I am _____ years old Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Are you religious? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _______________ ______________ ______________ __ _______________ ______________ ______________ __ _______________ ______________ ____ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. _______________ ______________ ______________ __ _______________ ______________ ______________ __ _______________ ______________ ____ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would be your answer ? _______________ _ _____ _____________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _______________ ______________ ______________ __ _______________ ______________ ______________ __ _______________ ______________ ____ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _______________ ______________ ______________ __ _______________ ______________ ________ 6. Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? _______________ ______________ ____________ 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/ No If YES for how long?__________ ______________ If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wed lock 8. Explain the meaning of''COME HOME EARLY " As used by women (100 words) _______________ ______________ ______________ __ _______________ ______________ ________ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _______________ ______________ ______________ __ _______________ ______________ ________ 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother? _______________ ______________ ____________ Answer the following by Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? _______________ ______________ _ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad?___________ ______ 3. When can I interview your mum? _______________ ______________ 4. When can I interview your pastor 5. Please stick your passport size photo below Which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: _______________ _ Sign again: _______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter . Your application will be processed in a year time. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful As you are waiting Please don't call me Don't visit me Don't contact my daughter , If u do, you will be disqualified. Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions : Postal Address: _______________ ______________ _ ____ Email: _______________ ______________ _____ Phone: Work: _______________ ______________ _ ____ Home: _______________ ______________ _____ _______________ _______________ BEST WISHES.!!! |
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Why!
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The last two letter of alphabets are Y&Z.... Y stands for the question from a confused mind but Z gives a meaningful end to the alphabets. The meaningful end here is the answer to the question of on confused mind to be conviced and forget Y but take Z as the most important... So, my mother told me to always ask WHY (Y) to have a SAYS (Z) My last girlfriend used this same argument against me. "Sigh". Your ex knows how to tell truth..... wink |
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Why!
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Why do foreigners avoid chatting with Nigerians? Because Nigerians are foreigners to everybody else Good point jooor! |
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Why!
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didn't your mother ever tell you not to ask why..!.. you just have to accept.. that we know best..ok..no..sshh. don't question!.. and it's not just foreigners..lol.. pretty much everybody..why..... I will tell you why.. but first.. give me your Visa account.. .... your bank account numbers... .... and send me $15,000.... .. do this and I will send you $350,000.. . I know seems too good to be true right... that's why the don't ask "why " rule... . The last two letter of alphabets are Y&Z.... Y stands for the question from a confused mind but Z gives a meaningful end to the alphabets. The meaningful end here is the answer to the question of on confused mind to be conviced and forget Y but take Z as the most important... So, my mother told me to always ask WHY (Y) to have a SAYS (Z) |
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Why!
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The last two letter of alphabets are Y&Z.... Y
stands for the question from a confused mind but Z gives a meaningful end to the alphabets. The meaningful end here is the answer to the question of on confused mind to be conviced and forget Y but take Z as the most important... So, my mother told me to always ask WHY (Y) to have a SAYS (Z) |
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Why!
Edited by
Fortaad
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Tue 05/12/15 03:57 PM
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The last two letter of alphabets are Y&Z.... Y stands for the question from a confused mind but Z gives a meaningful end to the alphabets. The meaningful end here is the answer to the question of on confused mind to be conviced and forget Y but take Z as the most important... So, my mother told me to always ask WHY (Y) to have a SAYS (Z)
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Thanks for the useful observation....
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Well, I greet everyone who has contributed to this post. But we are in the world evil lives in saint and saint dwells in evil, whichever way there will always be some Nigerians who doesn't have to be dubious before they can make it in life. But to me connection is very essential and that's exactly why am so curious and furious on how foreigners are avoiding us. My word to seek attention don't really tells what I want... Am here to make connection
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Why!
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Why do foreigners avoid chatting with Nigerians?
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It is not how far but how well that's matter... Have hope
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