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i still trying to figer out whos riding the bike cycle? Iam so confused,, |
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i still trying to figer out whos riding the bike cycle? Iam so confused,, |
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Who cares?!  |
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Who cares?! |
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Who cares?! |
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I got an ice cream headache. |
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Things gone bad
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A jobless graduate walks in for a hustle in a game reserve. He's told, `No job, but we lack's a chipanzee. Can u act lyk one?' Hustler having no option, `sure, very well ofkos.' He trained for 2 days, then a day for exhibition came n lots of pple in attendance. Him in an apron resembling a chipanzee started, climbing trees, hooping frm a branch to anothr. Then it happened! He missed a branch & fell in a lion's cage. He was simply terrified. Audience so anxious for a drama. The lion walked over to him (he knew he's done). To his year he heard a whisper, `Am also in my work buddy..., carry on..'' hahaaa
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A secretary cheating with her boss. Sec, `Hunny, I'll be going for a business retreat with colleagues 2morro.' Hubby calls his mistress, `beiby, I'll be alone tomorrow, will you come over we have fun here?,' The mistress tells her son, `tomorrow you'll go over to your gradpa's n stay with him, i'll not be around.' Son rings grandpa, ``Pa, my mum isn't in tomorrow, I'll come over to ua place.' Grandpa calls his Sec', `our date cancelled, my grandson will be coming over.' Sec tells the hubby, `hunny, business retreat cancelled, i'll remain indoors.' Hubby calls his mistress, `baiby, wife will be in, lets put it off plz.' Mistress tells son, `I won't be going plz, u'll stay with me here.' Son calls grandpa, `hallo `Pa, i wont come, mum changed her mind.' The cycle continues... Who is controlling ths conversation??
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It's 7 inches long.
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WOW just checked by tooth brush is 8inches long,, |
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It's 7 inches long.
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@Annierooroo, u dont use a ruler to measure it, vanier calliper can more accurate....
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It's 7 inches long.
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Hahaaa...Lol, toothbrush for.... Lips curved wide in a smile as i read through.
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It's 7 inches long.
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Hahaaa.... Mine isn't that big, infact the 14th bird could parch on one leg..
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I doubt my profile
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Thnx alot, am alredy loving poetry, i have posted one a few minutes ago.
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It's 7 inches long.
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Lol..Is `yours' bigger than 7 inches?
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I doubt my profile
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Thank you, u've just instilled much confidence in me.
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It's 7 inches long.
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It's abt 7 inches long and a bulges at one end. In its function, it's inserted in a warm & moist, sherical shapped hole which has 2 lips, and pumped in and out untill a white substance is produced. What is it??
A toothbrush..! |
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I doubt my profile
Edited by
EstlexAlex
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Tue 04/07/15 05:04 PM
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Hi guys, am really not confident about my profile, please give me your opinion what i need to change to make it attractive
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Why make `em cry
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Why make someone sobbery cry,
By promising you can make `em fly, Only to realise it was all a lie, You whispers sweet lies making her shy, Then leave her without a bye, Pass her in the streets even no hi, I ask you why?! |
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