Bless ya, child. What would I do without you? (Don't you answer that, missy! )

Ask the Wascally Wabbit if she's got a spare cuddle or two left...that'd kind of make my day, today.

The Devil came down to Mingle, lookin' for some souls to steal.
He was in a bind, 'cuz he was way behind and willing to make a deal.

Now, you turn a pretty good phrase, boy, but give the Devil 'is due.
I'll bet this Scribbler of Gold against your soul and all ya gotta do
is fool around and make some sounds; just gather me some strays,
keep yourself from getting caught in the snare of some li'l miss that plays
the game way, way better than you.

I don't care if she ever watches a movie or TV show - nutz, I don't even own a TV. As far as what's on the bookshelf? I'd be pleased to know that she read, at all, regardless of the subject matter. So many folks don't.

It's an indication of imagination. Imaginative folks rock. Passive, 'I want to be entertained' folks? Not so much, for me.

Pretty hair, legs that get noticed and unconditional love? Are you TRYING to make me drool?

Is this where I do the 'happy puppy dance?' (ya can't tell if a turtle's dancing or not)

I'll bet WonderWoman can contribute shelving ideas. Practicality, y'know. Make use of available resources.

Yummmmy. Just the way I like'em.

Jeez! Put that fryin' pan down! I was kidding, lady!

This works out, Sassy. Just so happens I've got a shoe fetish. We'll insulate the joint with my books and then decorate the walls with shoes. Practicality and fetishism combined. Voila!

I don't think you are. But, in case I'm wrong, turnabout is fair play.

Now, how can I make Bunny's pants wet? Hmmmm...

I s'pose I could hang around and experiment awhile.

Do you know how hard it is to chase Wascally Wabbits in pants that got wet from bein' tickled? Do you?

After that woman! Mush! Charge!

Hops on the Bunny! Gotcha!

All true, except you don't have a shell. Is there nothing perfect? *sigh* I had such high hopes for our resident Crimson Fantasy. You do realize I'm crushed, right?

One of my favorite songs ever was 'Home in My Hand.' I think Foghat did it, but don't remember.

I could've been a turtle in another incarnation, I think.

I've been sort of thrilled with this subject, too. I could absolutely get behind this, 100%. It fits my nature to the 'T.' Minimalism and a small footprint, self-sufficiency, efficiency in general. Environmentally friendly, frugal...there's no end to the appeal. There are even options for these that make them portable, after a fashion. A small plot here, a small plot there and the comfort of 'home' wherever I happen to light for the moment is very appealing. I've only owned one home and hated it. It felt like a prison sentence. This solution would be heavenly.

In English - Gift of Peace
French - Divine Peace
German - District, Traveler, Peaceful Pledge

I can claim lineage from all of'em, so Jeffrey can be translated as 'Mutt,' I suppose.

So long as it isn't tax advisor, I'd be happy to see that fella in any other job. He's a grandstanding, holier-than-thou, race-baiting, muck-raking, arrogant and conceited provocateur.

and an air-thief.

Pssst! Scroll up a bit.

Just a few more beers - and some thought about how to reinforce that pole - and ol' Gretchen up there's gonna be pretty in pink...

No! Don't buy a Mac. There's a reason I named this 'This Damned Apple Thing.' Just sayin...

1) Darkness Moves An Henri Michaux Anthology 1927-1984

2) Blaise Cendrars Complete Poems

3) Surrealist Women International Anthology

4) The Literature of 18th Century Russia

5) Poor Folk and The Gambler Fyodor Dostoyevski

(If that sounds weird it's probably because there are more books in this house than some small-town libraries have) *shrugs*