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New Game: Twisted Wishes
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job! I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. either that or winning the lottery  
your wish is granted OH the only thing is the mints were made by Junior from HEE HAW.........Oh wait a minute THOSE AREN'T MINTS 
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
Did I miss something? I dont see any Patti heiroglyphics in your last post!
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Topic:
New Game: Twisted Wishes
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job! I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. either that or winning the lottery
your wish is granted OH the only thing is the mints were made by Junior from HEE HAW.........Oh wait a minute THOSE ARE MINTS
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
I wish I had a fennec fox for a pet. |
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Topic:
New Game: Twisted Wishes
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job! I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. either that or winning the lottery
your wish is granted OH the only thing is the mints were made by Junior from HEE HAW.........Oh wait a minute THOSE ARE MINTS
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
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New Game: Twisted Wishes
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Granted. But that will mean getting fired from your job!
I wish I had a never-ending supply of Junior Mints. |
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Topic:
The Beardy-House - part 64
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Thanks for the birthday wishes, you guys rock!
I'm so glad it's the weekend. The first week of school (even though it was a short one) wore me out! |
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Guess what...
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That is one big box of cigarettes! What big box...I don't see a big box! 
LOL, you're right. My faux pas. I should really lay off the sauce.
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Guess what...
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That is one big box of cigarettes!
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Designed her own line of dog collars!
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The Beardy-House - part 64
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Hi Patti! Hi Holly!
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The Beardy-House - part 64
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Hi Rare! Hi Bex! How are you two doing?
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Guess what...
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Dang, I thought you were gonna say "chicken butt".
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JSH crushes - part 15
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A couple people. But no one is crushin' on me back. *sniff*
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Topic:
The Beardy-House - part 64
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BTW, I saw this beard font and thought it very appropriate for this thread, is it not?
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Topic:
The Beardy-House - part 64
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Hey friends! How's everyone's weekend going?
I have a hankerin' for some Mexican food and on-the-rocks margaritas! |
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I've been wanting a coon-skin cap for a while now...
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Topic:
New Game: Twisted Wishes
Edited by
Tootsweet13
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Sat 09/12/09 12:01 PM
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Granted. Now he's not cheating, he is merely wearing a hockey mask and chasing you around with a chainsaw.
I wish I could move to the Magic Kingdom. |
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New Game: Twisted Wishes
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I'm bored, so I thought I'd start game I've seen in other forums called "Twisted Wishes". Each poster begins their post by explaining how the previous wish was granted, but with undesirable consequences then posts their own wish. For example:
1. I wish I were shorter 2. Your wish is granted. Your legs fall off. I wish I wouldn't keep forgetting things! 3. Your wish is granted. Your memory is completely erased, so there isn't anything more you can forget. I wish I had more hair. 4. Granted, but it is all growing on the bottom of your feet. Does that make sense? Good. I'll start. I wish I didn't get so much spam email. |
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Topic:
Rejection Hotline
Edited by
Tootsweet13
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Sat 09/12/09 11:25 AM
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B, this would imply anyone ever asked for my number. Which hasn't ever happened.
Ha! I asked for your number, lady! Oh wait, no I didn't...I gave you mine! I shoulda gave you the RH number!
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Rejection Hotline
Edited by
Tootsweet13
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Sat 09/12/09 11:22 AM
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Has anyone ever given this number out to anyone? I think it's hilarious, but I've never given it out. Yet.
Link to the recording: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo-YcaVHyg0 Link to rejection hotlines in your state's area code: http://www.humorhotlines.com/hh-numbers.asp |
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Damn!...
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Great!!! We have all the fixings for a pizza now!!!  
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