Some Guiness was spilt on the barroom floor
as the pub was shut for the night
Out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
and stood in the pale mmonlight
He lapped up the frothy brew and
back on his haunches he sat
And all night long you could hear him roar
"BRING ON THAT GODDAMN CAT"


not the author but great for this time of year

Dear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive. I am writing
this slowly becasue i know you can't read fast. You won't know the
house when you come home, we've moved.
About your father, he has got a lovely new job. He has 500 men under
him, he cuts grass at the cemetary. Your sister mary had a baby this
morning; I haven't found out yet whether its a boy or a girl so i don't
know if your an aunt or uncle.
I went to the doctors on Thursday and your father came with me. The
doctor put a small tube in my mouth and told me not to talk for ten
minutes. Your father offered to buy it from him.
Your uncle Patrick drowned last week in a vat of Irish whiskey at the
Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates tried to save him but he fought
them off bravely. They cremated him and it took 3 days to put the fire
out.
It only rained twice this week, first for three days then for 4 days.
We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the last payment on
your grandmother's plot wasn't paid in 7 days, up she comes.
Your loving Mother

P.S. I was going to send you 5 pounds but I've already sealed the
envelope




Its great to be Irish all. more old Irish silly storyies to come in
next few weeks
Happy Saint Patrick's Day
O'Connor

Thank you all for your advice, input, and experience. i don't believe
I'm a pushover....just think I respect women the way the should
be.....And to those of you that chase the barscene girls that put
out.....she's going out out for someone else too

Smile...You're Loved

truth be told think I'm better off not knowing why. That would prob
frustrate me even more.

Granted people are into looks and sex and all and maybe I didn't make
that clear but....that ain't what I'm really talking about. Sex doesn't
make a relationship...people do. I guess I just get frustrated cause I
believe you treat women a certain way and see less and less of it. Then
when you do treat a woman that way she says your too nice......too
nice....thats an oxymoron isn't it. I don't know....one day, prob the
day before I die, I'll get the answer. Smile

Tryiing to understand whether or not its better to be a nice guy. not
that I can turn around and be an ass but I have so much trouble getting
into a relationship yet I see so many women happily with a man that
treats them like garbage. Does that make sense to anyone.....cause it
sure dont make sense to me. I understand the whole bad-boy thing but in
my opinion that doesn't give any man the right to treat women with
disrespect....or am I just retarded and don't know what I'm talking
about.

Just wanted to say hi.....Share a smile with someone today, its good
karma