"Dating"= the freedom to see the person you are seeing while you are seeing them and still being able to do what you want... Whether they no about it or not. It's called freedom. Anyone who can't handle it... Shouldn't be "Dating"

Miss Butterworths is buttery and sweet. I'd get sticky with her

Make allot of Pizza

Here is a GREAT line that will be sure to at least get you a laugh. I made it up so you have to pay me for each use, but it's a good one :)
Just kidding about having to pay me...

Here it is:
Go up to a woman, make sure she is NOT smoking.... Then say the following:
"I'm sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to leave, this here is the non smoking section"
She'll be like "I'm not smoking asshole!!"
Then YOU Say:
"No, I can clearly see that you are SMOKIN!!"
However, it wont work if you WANT it to work... It's gotta be a joke line that you both can laugh at... You will AT LEAST get a good laugh and that's a pretty good way to the heart.

P.S. NEVER say to someone you have never met before that they look like, eat like, drink like, act like, smell like, eff like, etc.... one of your exes or not so exes.... Bad mojo.

Ooooh... That's trouble.
There are allot of things that go into play when making a move...
Time
Setting
Mood
Environment
etc.
My rule of thumb... Eye contact first, if it's a glance, beware, if it's a smile.... GO FOR IT. But when you do, don't approach with a "I wanna eff you" demeanor. Even if they do wanna eff you, this might just turn them off.
Like Cesar Milan says, stay cool, calm, and assertive lol :)

ARE WE MEN OR MICE!?!
You don't really have to know anything about women except whether or not they want to be bothered by YOU.... ;)
So don't be scared... Make a move... Worst case scenario..... They say get lost... Big deal.
Start making more moves, you'll find out allot more about women if you do :)

Sometimes they do... I love it when that happens. It makes me feel special.

BME Pain olympics finalist

Secretly produced Milli Vanilli

Is aroused by nude house keepers

Is addicted to shopping...

Fisher...woman?

Astronaut??? :)

too

YOU READY FOR THIS ONE.

I don't know my real folks soooo
First I was the youngest..
Then I was the Middle
Then I was the Oldest
Then I was the only child

I got bounced around quite a bit. It's harder and harder to find people that are actually interested in bringing up a decent human being.
Thanks be to me grandma for making a man out of me.

Metaphor

Prefers flip fops

LIKEWISE

Was molested by a priest Ooooh
That was WRONG!

Killer :)