miziod


miziod Joined Mon 02/23/15 Posts: 3	Tue 08/18/15 02:10 AM Topic: Jet Plane
errata corrige...do your planes crash often?...

miziod Joined Mon 02/23/15 Posts: 3	Tue 08/18/15 02:07 AM Topic: Jet Plane
An old lady is getting on a plane for the first time... she is rather scared and with the trembling voice, when entering the plane, she asks the captain: "Captain, captain! do you like planes crash often?"... the captain smiles and says: "No Madam... once only."

miziod Joined Mon 02/23/15 Posts: 3	Tue 08/18/15 01:59 AM Topic: Wives
Two good old friends are talking about their wives... William: "My wife doesn't understand me... and yours?" Henry: "I don't know!... I never heard her talk about you."