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Thu 03/19/09 12:55 AM
Edited by _Travis_ on Thu 03/19/09 12:57 AM


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.

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Thu 03/19/09 12:40 AM
Oh sweetie can I spy?...I am the he-man master of recconaissance. 6 1/2 years of that crap.

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Thu 03/19/09 12:32 AM
You have that shirt too?

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Thu 03/19/09 12:30 AM
Already was Special Forces...don't need anymore crudentials.

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Thu 03/19/09 12:12 AM
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

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Wed 03/18/09 11:32 PM
"Can I buy you a drink or would you just like five bucks?"

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Wed 03/18/09 09:13 PM
That doesn't really narrow it down. What are some of the lyrics?

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Wed 03/18/09 06:26 PM
Wow Melody, I feel so feeble. I run 5 miles a day and thought I was in good shape. I've competed in a mini-tri in the military but nothing compared to that.

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